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fan account | all my flowers grew back as thorns 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 jimmy fallon ⇠ i’m so obsessed with him, but he avoids me
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shut up, that lover cardigan is SO cute. i’m saving myself for a reptv one tho 🖤

just saying hi ◡̈

going out for a super fancy dinner tomorrow night with the family, and when the staff asks what we’re celebrating, i’m 100% saying “the birth of taylor swift” 🙂‍↕️🫶🏻

@ taylor, release an live album of all the eras tour surprise songs. my soul needs it. okthanksbyee

Be more perfect why don’t you?! 😭😭😭

jimmy time ◡̈ #FallonTonight

I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative

but the story isn’t mine anymore …

KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS 🫶🏻

i can’t believe jimmy made me lose whamageddon only 6 days into december— broooo

TTPD 🤍

i cannot believe i have to suffer another four years of jimmy’s DT impression 😪

nbc put a whole $3 into jimmy’s christmas special 😭

girl wut 😦

backstreet boys ??? at the rockefeller tree lighting ??? 🥹🩵

sharing in case anyone wants to be able to easily identify authentic accounts

christmas in studio 6b will always be my favorite 🥹🎄 #FallonTonight

ok so someone explain to me why the police excluded every criminal from jonbenét’s murder based on no DNA match, but wouldn’t exclude her parents for the same reason ????

red 🫣

too much math today @ work; brain is mush 😵‍💫

PSA: clearly label yourself as a fan account.

Spotify give me me wrapped NOW! Pls thxs

i’m applying for my very first passport on friday ◡̈ i’m not going anywhere, i just wanna be prepared to hightail it outta here if i need too. 🤪

she cannot be serious rn

my mom was bragging bc her hair is 3in longer than mine, but like— ma’am, i just cut 6in off 😭

4…shows…left…

watching my first christmas movie of the season 🎅🏼

i’m finding it [very strange] that tsjf is avoiding bluesky like it’s the plague. it makes zero sense…

I’ve officially started subconsciously opening blue sky instead of Twitter

jimmy removing himself from the conversation 💀 #fallontonight

if we don’t get a jimmy truth, i’m ri0ting #fallontonight