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I just remembered that when I was in high-school I walked around with a clipboard doing a poll on if people wiped their butts sitting or standing.

The real trouble with working night shifts is no one wants to listen to you when you get to be hammered.

Excellent men's room signage

I agree, whoever.

Cat Burrito

Replaying New Vegas. Still one of the best RPGs ever made. Waiting around for a certain in game time to do quests can fuck itself though. Even if this wasn't a game that crashes to desktop if you sneeze at it wrong, this would be a reason to stop playing anything that wasn't New Vegas.

Shocking. Said nobody.

You can tell the quality of an artist by the quality of their smock.

Anyone remember that part in the breakdown of the Ghostbuster's theme where he just yells "Bustin' makes me feel good"? Cause same.

I'll be teaching classes on how to talk to your boss if there are any takers.

I find myself responding to my loved ones' terrible political takes with "now is that a real poncho or a Sears ponchco?"

This guy seems really cool

Takes me back to my own high-school days.

The lengths we go to to get what we want.

It's an armored personnel carrier from the future - what Bladerunner would have driven.

Whenever I start to get shitty to people about the quality of entertainment they consume, I try to remind myself that I've read 5 books in a series who's main character is a sentient treasure chest named Boxxy T. Morningwood. One person's trash is another person's enjoyable trash.

Flamingos aren't really pink, they just appear that way because your gay

I feel called out.

Reskeet with an iconic fictional band.

Pictured: Hatred.

Semicolons don't actually do anything; everyone is just lying.

Post your favorite ghost.

I feel I've never told you The story of the ghost

Alone

I am happy to announce that at time of writing, no one has taken freakybuttholes.com Which one of you heroes wants to change that?

I challenge all of you to listen to the chorus of this song and not hear "I love dongs" now that I've put it in your head. youtu.be/VHoT4N43jK8

We are, all of us, heroic veterans of getting impotenty mad on the internet. Truly, it is our struggle that must be remembered.