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Look, I get it. Attention spans are shot. TikTok won. We’re all trapped in an endless race to the bottom of Content Mountain. But are we part of the problem, or part of the solution? My latest 👇 youtu.be/sbmPHtQMUgU

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

There’s a lot I’m proud of in this video … but let’s start with a thumbnail appreciation post. youtu.be/EX2IwujzDBY

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

This was a video well over a year in the making, perfectly summed up in the comment section: “I’m an artist and I’m sensitive about my shit.” Yeah, no shit. youtu.be/VYW16FEzgzk

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I shot this immediately after the election, and things have only gotten worse. Let’s be miserable together, I guess? youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

New year, same old nihilism. Actually, if I’m being honest, I’m about 50% nihilism and 50% the word “fuck.” youtu.be/FgTt1eZ62ek

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Happy ☀️day #doggo

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s the real question: will you make it past the 90 second mark?? Why does he TALK like that?! ⭐️ responding to the comment trolls ⭐️ youtu.be/MFdsPWTyPuU

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Get in, losers. It’s time to deprogram our brains from what Big Tech wants us to believe is success. youtu.be/DMIIDTR5KuE

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

This feels like an appropriate watch during the Christmas season. Based on a monologue from my book “Gordon Wegner Wants an Ice Cream” — a day-the-life story about a guy trying to survive the pandemic in Florida. A love letter to my #stillcoviding and #maskup friends! youtu.be/mdzwKNsSkVg

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Depressed for the holidays? I’ve got you covered. Let’s slip into the creative abyss together. It’s cool, I’ve been there before, so I know the way out. this was bound to happen ⭐️ creativity & depression vlog ⭐️ youtu.be/ZaikSc8zTtA

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Logging for posterity. (Also, because @thelittledeath.bsky.social doesn’t think I noticed. I ALWAYS NOTICE 😍🥰) open.substack.com/pub/audpitch...

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I had my first sponsored video! Am I YouTube success now? Or is it all just bullshit? (It’s all just bullshit.) youtu.be/7N8Qwvgs-Nw

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Perfectionism is the fastest way to fuck up your creative craft. youtu.be/gUpiNqydIlg

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I started a new channel a few months ago. (It’s been nice to start from scratch without 16 years of baggage. Themes, baby, themes.) This was my first video to strike a nerve 👇 youtu.be/lhVCXPQ0En4

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

It’s sinfully good 😈

submitted 301 days ago • 0 comments

ngl tomorrow’s video is a total banger. I had so much fun with the script and the performance … this is literally why I started doing this YouTube thing again!

submitted 303 days ago • 0 comments

I have a puppet problem. I have a problem with puppets? I have problems. And I have puppets. Sure. Why not?

submitted 307 days ago • 0 comments

Hot off the (digital) press … and likely to stay forever-free as my gift to the #novid #stillcoviding #covidcautious communities! Grab a spoon (and some dairy pills), and dig in!

submitted 308 days ago • 1 comment

“ffs stop making hour-long videos!” “… no.”

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

15 years later, I remade the very first video I posted. It was glorious.

submitted 322 days ago • 0 comments

Just in case life is really turning the screws on you today, just remember: no one else gets out alive, either.

submitted 331 days ago • 0 comments

Because you’re not really celebrating Easter if you’re not letting Zombie Jesus into your heart (and home)! One of my favorite audiobook shorts:

submitted 333 days ago • 0 comments

Hail to the King (Kong), baby! Hang out with me and let’s pick apart Godzilla x Kong:

submitted 333 days ago • 0 comments

Haters gonna hate … and writers gonna add them as characters to their next story, crafting novel ways for them to suffer endlessly.

submitted 336 days ago • 0 comments

This 1hr+ vlog makes about as much sense as this post. At least I’m consistent with my foolishness.

submitted 337 days ago • 0 comments

This is my novel. It’s about a dude whose junk falls off, turns into a monster, and terrorizes the city. It’s free. The audiobook is on YouTube. Your day is now complete. You’re welcome. www.amazon.com/dp/B0BD2BKSW6 youtu.be/k1IPZVeZfjk?...

submitted 338 days ago • 0 comments

Normal people take out ice cream, eat a few spoonfuls, put it back. When I take out ice cream, I eat the whole thing, no matter what the size. Conclusion: normal people are fkn weird.

submitted 338 days ago • 0 comments

The biggest problem I had shooting vlogs with my iPhone was forgetting to turn on DND. It never really became an issue, though, because I don’t have any friends.

submitted 339 days ago • 0 comments