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kryfke.bsky.social
Chicago-based filmmaker, editor. Opinions expressed are solely my own (which is a thing employers have explicitly told me to put here in the past. But the rest of them are my own. I promise). Mavis Beacon taught me typing.
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This guy lives with me now. Meet Chopper!

I built this monstrosity because I got sick of playing bike Tetris every time I needed to get a 2nd car in the garage or get access to my shop. Slowly turning the back side into a clamp wall. Also adding more wheels. #woodworking ?

Stock music libraries would make a killing if there was a “This… but less” button you could push when listening to a song.

Finally get to see what it would look like if the Bears drafted Mahomes.

Having to choose between rooting for Philly and a KC 3-peat is a real Sophie’s choice.

It’s kinda funny how every person and publication that claims TikTok is spying on you and brainwashing you ALSO wants you to give AI access to all your waking thoughts and habits so that it can tell you how to think before you can.

Losing my paycheck at the Trump Tower Casino and gambling my savings on Trump Coin.

I will smoke a half-million American Spirits in his honor.

I feel like 80% of the time, when I turn on a Steelers game, it’s just in time to see Pickens egregiously toss a corner off of him before catching a pass.

I remember when tech companies would boast about their algorithms and how they could recommend you stuff based on your interests. I think it’s been a decade since I was recommended anything that isn’t their newest product or something I explicitly put on a list of things I am interested in.

It’s very funny that at the same time the news is like, “why do Americans hate the rich so much!?” The rich are like, “Hey, everyone! We made Squid Game real!”

Rolling up to the dermatologist and asking em to make my skin as soft as the Bears’ defense on 3rd and long.

Merry Xmas. youtu.be/Dc6Yu6lpw-Y?...

I took my kids to see Sonic 3 and it is so noticeably better than the other ones that I find it utterly confounding.

Feel like I spent the entire weekend looking for things I put in a safe place so that I wouldn’t lose track of them.

Not my Interstellar.

Just tried to get an appointment at my doctor’s office and they told me they weren’t taking any because of the shooting of UHC’s CEO. The doctors don’t know how to practice medicine without him! This is bad.

It is interesting to me how many people come here and instantly post a version of… 1) this place is great because I don’t have to deal with right wing maniacs. 2) all our problems are because of leftists. Guess that would make you Bluesky’s right then…

“Wow. Can you guys believe how bad and stupid our center is? It’s craaaazyyy.” - Daniel Carlson, to everyone who will listen.

I feel bad for Matt Eberflus for earning a distinction that should definitely belong to Marc Trestman. He’s far from the worst coach the Bears have had, but given the circumstances, he was the wrong guy for this version of the team.

Fire Flus.

What a frustrating spot to stop working for the day… but at least everything fits. #woodworking

Grab your business cards when you change jobs, folks.

Caleb Williams putting the offense on in his back. My god.

Having second thoughts about switching from Android to iPhone... And it is 100% entirely due to losing my progress in Slay the Spire and Balatro. Mostly Slay the Spire though.

I swear only roughly 20-30 people I follow on Twitter made the jump to this place and it feels like a vast wasteland over there. My feed over there is 90% nonsense.

I think it's funny that there's a significant portion of Chicago sports fans that think we're unlucky, when, in truth, this city landed Derrick Rose, Connor Bedard and Caleb Williams all against slim odds and we are on course to fumble all 3.

Oh so DJ Moore HATED Shane Waldron.

So you're telling me, an elected official, paid in US tax dollars, is accused of sleeping with a minor. Meanwhile, other elected officials, that are paid with tax dollars, got together and did an investigation, also using tax dollars. And now it's done and tax PAYERS aren't allowed to see it?