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If RFK is going to be the FDA now, could he please ban coffee purchases for people under 18. The real caravan crisis are SUV’s full of teens ordering the pink drink frappe at 8am.

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Whenever I watch Jayden Daniels in the playoffs, I’m happy for him- however I just can’t help like the announcers are just reading their Caleb Williams scripts from preseason. Makes me sad for Caleb.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t go to any anime conventions but I aggressively dress up for spirit days and have IEP or Tier 3 meetings on the same days. #JustTeacherThings

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Based on his own EO Trump is our first female president. What a time to be alive.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Here in Minnesota we don’t only have snow days, we have -50 degree “cold days” where school gets canceled.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If conservatives want to ban trans women from society over a literal non-issue to “protect the women” Then I propose based on how many cis-men have attacked, assaulted, stalked, and harassed us women in stores, bars, restaurants, malls- cis-men also be banned in this name of “protecting us women”

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

CHICAGO BEARS NEED TO HANG THE BANNERS RIGHT NOW

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

During the Christmas season please pray for my dad. Nothing is wrong with him, but he’s turning into a Die Hard Christmas dad.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Proposal: anytime a cute baby video or picture is posted- any parent who comments “hey momma you really shouldn’t…” should be immediately permanently banned from that social media.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t like White Christmases because it usually means white knuckle driving to work the week before.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

When Aikman and Buck get bored, the crazy commentary starts

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

NFL: comes back for 5 seconds to show a gruesome injury with medical staff, medical cart, and entire team on field Immediately after everytime: 🗣️📣BK BK ROYAL WHOOPER

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

I accidentally bought my parrot a bag of pellet that had sunflower seeds. I thought “what harm can one bag do”. I have a fucking crack addict parrot and now she won’t eat kiwi or squash. She has completely flipped over her bowl in protest. Send a negotiator.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

At the end of the first half, the #Bears had more punts than total yards.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Them purple people be eating today #Minnesota #Vikings

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My entire fantasy bench is on Bye or IR. My active lineup as a dude that is out for the week. So I’m operating fully on a wing and prayer at this moment. Sam Darnold best be out there throwing nothing but dimes. My entire team is dependent on him.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

With the whole Syrian situation: Russia invading Ukraine was probably the dumbest move Putin could have probably done. His economy is wrecked, working age men dead, satellite governments fucked Putin is single-handedly taking down Russia with the whole invasion.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

My sister, forcibly snuggling her cat: “don’t look like a victim”

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

In light of some Minnesota CEO getting 🧢 in NYC: On this day in history in 1928 the Irish Godfather was killed by a car bomb in Saint Paul, Minnesota. December 4th is a bad day for Minnesota mob bosses I guess

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Sarah Boone turned down a 15 year plea deal after 4 years served and instead got LIFE IN PRISON. Girl.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment