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kteeth.bsky.social
I went to jail for killing the inventory robot at BJ’s Wholesale Center Detroit, MI.
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TFW you get to open old tracks and you…realize they’re dope and just need a new mix.

Can’t write bomb songs in the studio without a lil’ liquid inspiration

Thank you nextdoor dot com I will take all of this

I remember selling Les Paul a pack of guitar strings in NJ. One of my coworkers was like “dude, do you know who that is?!” And I was like, uh, someone who looks like my grandpa? Haha

ACAB includes anybody with a Harry Potter tattoo

My cats are sleeping on the patio furniture and are both covered in…leaves and dirt? Also a spider just walked over one of them and he is unconcerned. Total freaks.

Wife and I are growing cabbage like proper Polacks. Eastern Europeans were born to suffer.

Ok I figured it out: either Danny Brown or Negative Approach

Where does one begin in Detroit?

I’m somewhat of a celebrity on my block (dude who will give you a cig)

(grilling pork sausages) im smoking pigarettes

Ah yes, it is very stupid old white men in shitty old cars time in Metro Detroit

twitter is a fucking unbelievable cesspit. after all the crying about bias, all the twitter files, if you go over there you would be convinced that LA is now The Thunderdome and that newsom has changed his name to The Humongous and is battling to keep trumps Plissken-led liberation forces at bay

My wife told me she was gonna call in a “Ska threat” to the guitar shop where I work so I could go home early

Sitting out back sipping a debilitating disease drink

Kicked off the bowling league for naming my team the Big Dick Daddies From Cincinnati

Another beautiful morning, a new day with fresh indignities to be suffered

I’m in my Wilco 7.9 phase

New Turnstile record is wassup

There are now two experimental hardcore bands that have effectively used flutes in their recordings. I’m down.

I get to photograph hot dogs for work tomorrow

I’ve yet to experience an Italian sub in Michigan that rivals even the worst one in NJ. Anybody got some decent recs? If there’s American cheese on it that’s an instant disqualification yo.

In Brands news, Smithfield Foods welcomed their summer interns with a song called "Fuck Me Baby"

I hope something cool happens for you today

‘73 Guild JS-II, Frankenstein P-Bass, ‘87 Japanese Jazz Bass