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ktjuju.bsky.social
Certified chaos monster. Interests include: my fiance Marshall 💍, raccoons 🦝, books 📚, wine🍷, my dog Fitz 🐕, and my v snarky friends 👯‍♀️. She/her
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Things I love about my fiancé - EVERYTHING. Thinge I don’t love - when he farts on me when we are sharing the same blanket. 🤢

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Marshall and my hypothetical situations we make up while watching Criminal Minds really tickle me. WE ARE VERY UNSERIOUS

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Some days I swear we are just a couple of adult toddlers. Tonight’s dinner was (gluten free) chicken tenders, ranch, and kraft mac and cheese. We get so tired of making fancy meals that this was *exactly* what we needed while bingeing Criminal Minds.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Me, watching El*n do an actual Nazi salute more than once today.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Well, after the Nazi salutes today, I fear I must finally abandon twitter altogether. Hey team, I’ll be here a lot more regularly.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone have suggestions for a fiancée and a dog who both insist on sleeping in the bed diagonally? (Yes. I blame Marshall for the dogs behavior)

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Let me very clear - getting engaged to Marshmallow is the best thing that’s ever happened to me - but I can tell you without a doubt that neither of us have ever been more excited than we were to come home to this good. Who immediately repaid us by jumping in the creek. 😂

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, it’s official - @Marshall_Press made me the literal happiest human alive last night. I truly can’t wait to spend the rest of my life married to him. I love you, honey. Even if you did make me ugly cry.

submitted 99 days ago • 3 comments