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πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ. Cat lady, spoonie, and bed potato. Fan of the Oxford Comma. "Filthy mouthed bitch". Lump of Fuck. Bog Goblin. Woke blob. She/her.
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Okay but how did the pandemic start 5 years ago? FIVE?? F I V E???? Insane. I swear that virus changed our concept of time.

@bombochipolata.bsky.social hello you!

Today can get in the bin, it's been awful

Know your history.

Walkies!

Don't forget Β£10 Tuesday on the Boots website, kids! www.boots.com/tuesday-offer

Bus stop advertisement in Portland Row London

Help a gal out! 🩷🫢🏻

Just under 6 months on Mounjaro πŸ™ŒπŸ»

I buy a Creme Egg in a shop. Man at till reaches under counter. "I don't need a bag thanks" I say. "I'm getting the shop egg," he says. "It has a barcode that'll scan."

Listen I know shit sucks but PLEASE find the things that make you happy and keep doing them. It is not frivolous. It is how you survive.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

A tattoo of a single tear, indicating he has killed a man

Can't wait!

Off oooot