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kultofkaoz.bsky.social
Musician, Wizard, Kink Boi
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Happy new year ya filthy animals

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Why is everyone else depressed except for me?

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

While doing tarot, I was offered head in lue of payment.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

www.instagram.com/reel/DDr95no...

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I played classical music at a play party this weekend. I have come full circle

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

I've acted too much against my nature.

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

DON CORLEONE: You come to my house, on this day, the day that my daughter is to be married, and you ask me for money? WEDDING CATERER: Yeah sorry

submitted 78 days ago • 38 comments

My preferred first date involves reading Bram Stoker‘s Dracula aloud to one another by a crackling fire in a Victorian mansion on a cold winter’s night during a raging snowstorm whilst sharing a bottle of Cheval Blanc, so I’m afraid I’ll have to pass on your idea of “dinner and a movie”.

submitted 78 days ago • 24 comments

If you want a tarot reading inbox me

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I have done over 1,000 tarot readings this year

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

submitted 81 days ago • 676 comments

If you think about it, the very best books are really just extremely long spells that turn you into a different person for the rest of your life

submitted 82 days ago • 229 comments

Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp

submitted 82 days ago • 236 comments

If you have ghosts in your house you should talk to them

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been a rough year for hip hop I’ll tell ya what

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

"The Magician" Tarot inspired painting done!! I'm super proud of this one 👉👈

submitted 84 days ago • 12 comments

It’s 2024, nobody cares if you like penis

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

I wish all these dudes in the closet would just come out already

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

youtu.be/GP_3KWjB6kM?... Ladies and gentlemen this is my girlfriend

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I have so many hot takes but ima shut up…. For now

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I hate how the argument is left vs right when it should be extremely rich vs poor

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I should be trolling far more than I do

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Drake really dropped two legal petitions and then announced a tour in Australia, that man is a CRACKER

submitted 94 days ago • 90 comments

. The Three Stages of Life: 1. Olives are disgusting. 2. I don’t mind olives. 3. I must inhale all of the olives.

submitted 94 days ago • 803 comments

The Wizard of Oz being one of the most enduring works of American fiction while also being originally written hyper-specifically as a commentary on 1890s monetary policy is a good reminder that good execution beats good ideas.

submitted 94 days ago • 90 comments

I had a mostly Vegan thanksgiving and now I feel superior to all of you meat eating fascists

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Have you ever considered that you might actually LOVE suffering?

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I think therefore I suffer

submitted 94 days ago • 14 comments

youtu.be/pUCuEd1tjCg?...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway enough complaining, my music recommendation of the day is Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5 by Heitor Villa-Lobos

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

What a strange industry. You’re rewarded for knowing nothing and a bully for ACTUALLY having studied the craft

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Only the music industry has a bunch of folks that know nothing about music running the show

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

submitted 97 days ago • 1848 comments

I be so unhinged IRL but so hinged online

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

You can thank me later… 😉

submitted 96 days ago • 197 comments

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

submitted 97 days ago • 634 comments

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil." Thomas Mann

submitted 96 days ago • 317 comments

2024 has been 2016’s evil cousin.

submitted 96 days ago • 25 comments

I don't care if your boobs are natural or not I want them in my mouth and hands 😤

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

Tarot is actually not that hard to read if you know what to look for

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite @torturegarden.bsky.social photo

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning to the sinners only

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Currently reading “Tarosophy,” the theory of Tarot. Follow me for more nerdy esoteric shit

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to butt rock when I’m sad makes me sadder

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

From KaozFest 2024

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I was terrible on Twitter and threads so we’ll see what happens here

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments