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Maybe god is real because my prayers were answered

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Why do people block or delete chats if they don’t get an immediate response? 😭

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Maybe i’m exposing my limited outdoor lifestyle but i thought toppled tree that blocks your path was a fake gamer thing. These damn trees had me squatting and crouching and vaulting and crawling 😵

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Went to get my annual exam and they gave me this new test i’ve never taken before using some vr thing and apparently i have a mild eye misalignment 😭😭

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Had a sudden burst of whatever the opposite of procrastination is and just scheduled 3 appointments tomorrow. Maybe i’m overdoing it but i gotta ride this wave while it lasts

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I wanna go to these fun gay events everyone’s posting about. Maybe next year

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Post nut headaches i hate you

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if you see this, do it! 💕 • name: kumboochies • pronouns: he/him • height: 6'1" • sexuality: gay • sign: taurus • piercings: 0 used to have a few • tattoos: 0 for now • fav color: green • fav drink: agua de jamaica • fav animal: capybara • MBTI: intp

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This super hot dude i hooked up with made me feel really good about myself. PLEASE let him become a regular

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Been awake for over 24 hours because i make bad decisions 😖

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So sad when a guy with strict top in their grindr profile messages talking about how tight their hole is because hey haven’t bottomed in a while. It’s ok to be vers babe there’s no shame in bottoming.

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Need everyone to kiss me pls

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I was excited to make some delicious breakfast burritos today but turns out there’s no chorizo and now life is not worth living

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I need to play with a hairy man’s pecs asap fr

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I like dont even use this app much or interact with people why am i getting all these bot followers

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Had a really disappointing burrito for dinner and i’m so salty i might just go buy shit to make my own tomorrow so i can satisfy this craving 😒

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God there’s another guy spamming accounts. When will it end?

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There’s just something about shoulder hair that makes me feral

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it’s so so wild how people are so invested in celebrities (& that there’s a industry around invading their privacy). Imagine a loved one dies & that’s all you see when you open any app on your phone. Idk feels morbid and invasive & would make an already incredibly difficult time worse if it were me.

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t celebrate fcf by posting my own dick (because i don’t think anyone wants to see it tbh) but i do celebrate by liking every dick pic i stumble upon. Happy fcf azulitos!

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This has been the longest fucking week idk why but someone save me

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The way he treats me….

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Horny hours upon ye

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Man this 3 hour queue for the new alliance raid (not chaotic) is not the vibe 😔😔

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So since we can’t DM pics, I’m not sure how to do this here exactly, but last year I started a tradition where if you DM proof that you donated to a local animal shelter, I’d DM you the uncensored version of me in my bday suit. I lifted my self-imposed ban on twitter for a day so DM me there? Idk!

Maybe god is real because my prayers were answered

Why do people block or delete chats if they don’t get an immediate response? 😭

Maybe i’m exposing my limited outdoor lifestyle but i thought toppled tree that blocks your path was a fake gamer thing. These damn trees had me squatting and crouching and vaulting and crawling 😵

Went to get my annual exam and they gave me this new test i’ve never taken before using some vr thing and apparently i have a mild eye misalignment 😭😭

Had a sudden burst of whatever the opposite of procrastination is and just scheduled 3 appointments tomorrow. Maybe i’m overdoing it but i gotta ride this wave while it lasts

I wanna go to these fun gay events everyone’s posting about. Maybe next year

Post nut headaches i hate you

if you see this, do it! 💕 • name: kumboochies • pronouns: he/him • height: 6'1" • sexuality: gay • sign: taurus • piercings: 0 used to have a few • tattoos: 0 for now • fav color: green • fav drink: agua de jamaica • fav animal: capybara • MBTI: intp

This super hot dude i hooked up with made me feel really good about myself. PLEASE let him become a regular

Been awake for over 24 hours because i make bad decisions 😖

So sad when a guy with strict top in their grindr profile messages talking about how tight their hole is because hey haven’t bottomed in a while. It’s ok to be vers babe there’s no shame in bottoming.

Need everyone to kiss me pls

I was excited to make some delicious breakfast burritos today but turns out there’s no chorizo and now life is not worth living

I need to play with a hairy man’s pecs asap fr

I like dont even use this app much or interact with people why am i getting all these bot followers

Had a really disappointing burrito for dinner and i’m so salty i might just go buy shit to make my own tomorrow so i can satisfy this craving 😒

God there’s another guy spamming accounts. When will it end?

There’s just something about shoulder hair that makes me feral

I don’t celebrate fcf by posting my own dick (because i don’t think anyone wants to see it tbh) but i do celebrate by liking every dick pic i stumble upon. Happy fcf azulitos!

This has been the longest fucking week idk why but someone save me

The way he treats me….

Horny hours upon ye

Man this 3 hour queue for the new alliance raid (not chaotic) is not the vibe 😔😔

Santa has one last present for you

This is insane and makes me want to start going hard in the gym 😳😳

Unfortunately he’s hot and i have no choice but to thirst follow

I’m getting up where?

This is wild lmao