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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ⠀⠀⠀alchemy is a pretty profound thing , you know . ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ
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chey Thinking of doing another established character, maybe Frieren... but is only watching the show enough? That or I'll make her into a halfling oc, lol

Hrmmm nah, I aint.

What happened?

Oh?

Damn it.

Oh no.

Her clothes are burnt to a crisp and falling off their body.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀stop looking at it, perverts ~ ⠀ㅤ ⠀ ⠀ #wagonwednesday ⠀ ⠀

She's just making explosives. Do not bother her.

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤ⠀ㅤㅤ( 残酷 綺礼 ) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓣ʜᴇ 𝓑ᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ 𝓡ᴏᴅɪɴ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝕠𝕟𝕖 〜 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 〜 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕜𝕖 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I will kill every slime I see and turn their innards into gelatin.❞ ⠀

‎ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ‎ ‎ ◾ CW ◾ ㅤ \\ 𝙽𝙾𝙽-𝙻𝙴𝚆𝙳; 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙸𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚂𝙼, 𝚅𝙸𝙾𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙸𝙴𝚂 // ‎ ‎ ‎ \\ 𝙻𝙴𝚆𝙳: 𝙱𝙸𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶, 𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶, 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈, 𝚂𝙰𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙼 // ‎

chey Me when cannibalism: 🫠

Wtf

Ggdduyvnjgsxv

Returns. Falls asleep.

She has no idea, it just came to her.

Yayyyy! ... What is Yugioh ?

Awwww....

It's time to du-du-du-du-duel.

⠀ ⠀ ❝I SAY SO!!!!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝NO SAD FACE!!!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I HAVE MY OWN HOUSE!!!!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝BIT... I DON'T SEE A THING!!!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝WELL... BE NICE AND YOU WON'T BE TAKEN AWAY!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝GO ALONG WITH WHAT?❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝I DON'T KNOW. I WAS TOLD TO DO SOMETHING SO I WILL.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝On it.❞ ⠀

Blows kiss !

Sneeze.

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓓ɪsᴛʀɪᴄᴛ 𝓞ғғɪᴄᴇʀ #𝟶𝟶𝟶𝟷 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʟᴏᴄᴀʟ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴄʟᴜsᴛᴇʀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕣𝕪 〜 𝕥𝕠 〜 𝕆𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕟 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀

ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓣ʜᴇ 𝓡ᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ 𝓖ᴇᴇᴋ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ☭ ⇐ 木 火 金 水, ⠀⠀𝕃𝕖𝕥'𝕤 〜 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 〜 𝕕𝕠 〜 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #mvrp / #rpsky ⠀ ᅠ⠀

Taking their hand... and accidently pulls them into the puddle.

⠀ ⠀ Trips into a mud puddle . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝A blanket? I'm hurt... only you can be a worthy blanket.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Yep, I need another nap, especially after I got blown up.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Me girlfriend. Me loved.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ The brunette is just going to faint . ⠀

⠀ ⠀ She did not have time to grief over the explosion, for her face immediately focused on Yumia—which was covered in soot. ⠀ ❝Was that a pun...? Now I wish that killed me.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Ryza narrows her eyelids. ⠀ ❝... Well, how was I supposed to know that?!❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Hrm, you could have biological kids in a way with enough effort, just not through the usual method.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Ryza hears a lot of rummaging around their Atelier. ⠀ ❝WAIT, FI, THAT'S FLAMMABLE, NO!❞ 𝘽 𝙊 𝙊 𝙈 . ⠀ Almost killed by their surrogate child already. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝... I definitely am not having kids.❞ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ ❝Please refrain from doing weird stuff.❞ ⠀