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Cool duck season. (Northern Pintail)

From my perspective, the planet Mars was occulted by the Moon AND clouds. 😭

Love to be parked outside.

Literal moments before I gracefully skated away into a flawless triple-toe-loop to double-salchow combo, neither of which was captured on camera so you'll just have to believe me.

Happy Crisis!

What's for lunch?

SnowRunner.

June bug.

There should be a website that lets you find out what that loud boom at 4am last night was.

Who wants to sponsor my budding career as the world's slowest amateur rallycross participant?

Rocket Man.

Giving em the ol razzle dazzle.

Can't find my dog.

i love rings of power

Niblet v. Cat Grass

Choice of me to get a serious head-cold during the hottest week of the year so as to maximize my discomfort.

Since this is making the rounds, I think the most important thing that can be confirmed by our friends in academia is that "PhD Level" has, in many cases, little correlation with so-called intelligence.

Meet Lenny, the young fledgling crow who's learning how to fly in our backyard under the very defensive watch of their parents.

Niblet. That's all.

When I say "I've got that dog in me" this is what I mean.

Quote with a picture of water that you took

You've been murdered, who do you want on the case?

Laughing hysterically at a Fritos commercial.

Making sure everyone has read Kate Wagner’s absolutely terrific — like a genuinely all-time, Grantland, SBN-in-its-heyday, talk about it 10 years later-style joy to read — F1 article that was mysteriously removed from the Road & Track website shortly after publication web.archive.org/web/20240301...

I found The Wolf Man (1941) and he's a truck driver now who's super into the bible or some shit.

Free marketing idea: Krispy Kreme store locations can be collectively referred to as "Krematoriums."

Welcome new Bsky users, have a Belted Kingfisher.

Bluesky invite codes now have reverse power and can be used to kick a user off without warning.

Does anyone who lives in the path of totality want to host Has-been Minecraft YouTuber KurtJMac (The Far Lands Guy) for the April 8 Solar Eclipse?

Randomly just remembered that time I was in a meeting on TeamSpeak with 20+ people and one person was just very annoying and long-winded and I wanted to stop hearing their voice so I muted them... not realizing that in doing so I publicly muted them to the entire call.

So, wait, do we lose an hour or gain an hour tonight?

Happy crisis

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My new favorite thing is seeing people here on Bsky post jokes that went viral on Twitter 12 years ago as if they were their own original comic genius. It's quaint!