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Look at what my beautiful wife found me for my birthday, an ‘89 trade copy of @joerlansdale.bsky.social By Bizarre Hands. She loves me.

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Dear Elon, As per your request: Last week I thought up 100 different ways for you to fuck yourself. Until next week, Kurt

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I know there is fierce competition, but I think I found the worst person in Texas.

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It’s a Bloodywood afternoon.

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I am currently: ♡Reading♡ -Hex - Thomas Olde Heuvelt ♡Watching♡ -The Pitt - on max ♡Playing♡ -hide & seek ♡Listening to♡ -Charles Ives -Bloodywood And you?

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In celebration of my birthday today I think you should buy one of my books. a.co/d/je6u50P a.co/d/je6u50P books.apple.com/us/book/the-... www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hand-o...

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Aaaaand…repost.

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The USPS is not a business. It's a well-liked--even loved--public service. Medicare and Social Security don't earn money either. They are public services. Everything does not need to be about making money. Some things are about making things work for us.

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“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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It’s #FridayReads time! Books always help. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. All artists welcome. I’m sharing a book full of everything fascists hate. Wishing you a peaceful weekend. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

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Thanks, Gabino! I’ve got a signing for my 2 newest books AND ONE DAY WE WILL DIE (editor) & JK-LOL tomorrow (Saturday) at Fair Trade Books in Red Wing, MN from 12-2 pm Central. Sharing here in case there are any folks in the area who wanna get some books & get ‘em signed.

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This happens to be right up my alley.

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Thanks, Gabino! Nolan Priest has a problem. His neighbor likes to shoot guns, blow up tannerite, & play loud music…in the middle of the night…on a Tuesday. What’s a former CIA special forces operative to do? a.co/d/je6u50P books.apple.com/us/book/the-... www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hand-o...

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I’m telling you @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, please watch this. This is the energy. Not egg prices and book tours and strongly worded letters. It’s time to take the gloves off.

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I rewatched Lair of the White Worm last night. That was one attractive cast. It was all my 17 year old self ever wanted.

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This is huge! We're the biggest movie launch in Apple+'s history, all thanks to all of you! Thanks so much for getting behind our weird, genre buffet of a film. It was a very hard film to make for soooo many reasons, but this kind of reception makes it all worth while. deadline.com/2025/02/mile...

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A lot of us are stuck under ice and snow at the moment. If you need a fun distraction for the little ones, then @cemeterygatesmedia.bsky.social and I got you covered! Check out A Haunted Holiday, spooky fun for the whole family. a.co/d/78HLN7G

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Nolan Priest has a problem. His neighbor likes to shoot guns, and blow up tannerite, and play loud music…in the middle of the night…on Tuesday. What’s a former CIA special forces operative to do? Noise Ordinance a.co/d/je6u50P books.apple.com/us/book/the-... www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-hand-o...

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Yes, Please, & Thank You.

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Good morning, from Austin, Texas.

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I braved the ATX weather and saw @sgj.bsky.social speak last night. Got to hear him read a handful of unpublished short pieces. He’s a cool guy, nice as could be, and he customized my copy of Teenage Slasher. Thanks, Stephen!

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This what I come here for.

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Signed up all the SGJ books @bookpeople.bsky.social

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Finally. ✊

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And once again Oprah’s Book Club recommendations have overlooked my book about drugs & zombie elk.

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Once again, I would like to be recognized for posts that I have written, and then wisely deleted.

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In case the popularity of this post doesn't make it clear, authors YOU NEED YOUR OWN WEBSITE. This is mine. alanbaxter.com.au

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This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.

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Found one of the anthologies I’m in at my local bookstore today! Excited about my first ever shelfie!

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I don’t feel like todaying.

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Who’s going to see @sgj.bsky.social tomorrow night?

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crawls out of dank, dark office Raises and shakes fist, cursing the sun Gently reminds the internet that my new movie THE GORGE is out and streaming on Apple+ Shuffles back into office, muttering about coffee

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English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says theonion.com/english...

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I’m jumping in to The Gorge.

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Here are three more awesome thrilling terrifying horror books to make you scream! You'll definitely want to read them all. Featuring Stuart Neville @thatscarylarry.bsky.social and Christopher Artinian. youtu.be/V3HBJs5TiGQ?si…

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Hell Yeah!

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