kurtquistador.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

Evergreen.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Peace for our time.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Why does #Zenshu make me crave donuts?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

"You can't solve this with food. She's not me." is one of the greatest lines in the history of dialogue. #Zenshu

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Things I convinced a MAGA conspiracy theorist were up for debate today: Does the moon exist? Does Florida exist? Was Kennedy killed because he knew Florida wasn't real? Was there more than one Kennedy in the 60s or were they all Joseph P. Kennedy Jr.?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Let me sing you the song of my people: "It's like, what did you think? What did you think he was going to do?" Ali told NPR. "What did you think he was going to say? And now people have to live with the consequences of their decision to to vote for him."

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Laughing Man Day to those who celebrate. #GitS

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I tried them so you don't have to. It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

2 of 3 Americans live within the “100-mile enhanced border security zone” marked in orange. ICE and the border patrol do not need probable cause to stop & search vehicles in the orange zone. The ACLU guide to our rights in the zone is a must read. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

Cat: I want nothing to do with you, big pink creature that feeds me. Begone! Also cat: Is that a Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit? You know, I've always ADORED you, big pink creature who smells wonderful.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The fried green tomatoes at Haywire in Legacy West are a little slice of fried southern heaven. We now return to our regularly scheduled lurking.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Me: "All, I will be performing maintenance on one of the core infrastructure servers tomorrow. Monitoring alerts may be ignored during the maintenance window unless you hear me scream. Good luck!" Manager: "So, I said you should be more communicative about routine maintenance. Not like that."

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

One time, I forgot I was making spaghetti and left the noodles to boil for like 30 minutes, and that spaghetti was less limp than the energy from this video.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile, in Atlanta ...

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Counterpoint

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

He wore it better. #RobbleRobble

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I’m young enough that the sentence “The NFL playoff game between Detroit and Washington had all the signs of a high-scoring affair” still seems like part of an SAT question we’d make fun of because the writer had clearly never watched football

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

I had Forensics Files on in the background for noise, and that GMC "Heavy Duty DNA" commercial came on. "There's DNA..." "Of course there's fucking DNA; there were like 47 dismembered bodies." "And then there's heavy duty DNA." "That's a not very delicate way of describing... oh, it's a truck ad."

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

TurboTax would be well-advised to use their well-known .com domain in their unsolicited text messages about W-2s. Saving 3 characters in a SMS message is not worth training users that a .me domain is trustworthy.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Was it D, E, or I that exploded that rocket?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

"What'd he say in the address to the nation?" "He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

One of the furry creatures in this photo tried to un-alive the other by sneaking through the hvac closet into the attic and leading her human on a merry, albeit slow, chase among rafters and ductwork. Now, she's pretending to be innocent.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Mike McFarland isn't the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off his back. He'd give you his whole wardrobe. If you can help, even a little... please do. gofund.me/1f4b5b4c

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Jobless Reincarnation is not much better than Airline Disasters.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Return of the Dead-Eye Jedi

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm not an apple thief," says recidivist apple thief.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It's only cold on North Texas, and I've already slipped so hard that I fell on my (ample) ass AND lost a shoe.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

There is no more sure proof that the sports doldrums are upon us than (checks the tv) the National Electrician Championship on TV in prime time on CBS Sports. Not throwing shade at electricians by any means, but is that what we have left for sports? What's next, competitive tie rod replacement?

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

How did you fall? Well, I was chasing a little black cat who had run off with a slice of apple and yelling "You don't even like apple, you little asshole!"

Evergreen.

Peace for our time.

Why does #Zenshu make me crave donuts?

"You can't solve this with food. She's not me." is one of the greatest lines in the history of dialogue. #Zenshu

Things I convinced a MAGA conspiracy theorist were up for debate today: Does the moon exist? Does Florida exist? Was Kennedy killed because he knew Florida wasn't real? Was there more than one Kennedy in the 60s or were they all Joseph P. Kennedy Jr.?

Let me sing you the song of my people: "It's like, what did you think? What did you think he was going to do?" Ali told NPR. "What did you think he was going to say? And now people have to live with the consequences of their decision to to vote for him."

Happy Laughing Man Day to those who celebrate. #GitS

I tried them so you don't have to. It's every bit as cursed as you imagine.

2 of 3 Americans live within the “100-mile enhanced border security zone” marked in orange. ICE and the border patrol do not need probable cause to stop & search vehicles in the orange zone. The ACLU guide to our rights in the zone is a must read. www.aclu.org/know-your-ri...

Cat: I want nothing to do with you, big pink creature that feeds me. Begone! Also cat: Is that a Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit? You know, I've always ADORED you, big pink creature who smells wonderful.

The fried green tomatoes at Haywire in Legacy West are a little slice of fried southern heaven. We now return to our regularly scheduled lurking.

Me: "All, I will be performing maintenance on one of the core infrastructure servers tomorrow. Monitoring alerts may be ignored during the maintenance window unless you hear me scream. Good luck!" Manager: "So, I said you should be more communicative about routine maintenance. Not like that."

One time, I forgot I was making spaghetti and left the noodles to boil for like 30 minutes, and that spaghetti was less limp than the energy from this video.

Meanwhile, in Atlanta ...

Counterpoint

He wore it better. #RobbleRobble

I’m young enough that the sentence “The NFL playoff game between Detroit and Washington had all the signs of a high-scoring affair” still seems like part of an SAT question we’d make fun of because the writer had clearly never watched football

I had Forensics Files on in the background for noise, and that GMC "Heavy Duty DNA" commercial came on. "There's DNA..." "Of course there's fucking DNA; there were like 47 dismembered bodies." "And then there's heavy duty DNA." "That's a not very delicate way of describing... oh, it's a truck ad."

TurboTax would be well-advised to use their well-known .com domain in their unsolicited text messages about W-2s. Saving 3 characters in a SMS message is not worth training users that a .me domain is trustworthy.

Was it D, E, or I that exploded that rocket?

"What'd he say in the address to the nation?" "He said he's been binge watching My Hero Academia since the election."

One of the furry creatures in this photo tried to un-alive the other by sneaking through the hvac closet into the attic and leading her human on a merry, albeit slow, chase among rafters and ductwork. Now, she's pretending to be innocent.

Mike McFarland isn't the kind of guy who'd give you the shirt off his back. He'd give you his whole wardrobe. If you can help, even a little... please do. gofund.me/1f4b5b4c

Jobless Reincarnation is not much better than Airline Disasters.

Return of the Dead-Eye Jedi

"I'm not an apple thief," says recidivist apple thief.

It's only cold on North Texas, and I've already slipped so hard that I fell on my (ample) ass AND lost a shoe.

There is no more sure proof that the sports doldrums are upon us than (checks the tv) the National Electrician Championship on TV in prime time on CBS Sports. Not throwing shade at electricians by any means, but is that what we have left for sports? What's next, competitive tie rod replacement?

How did you fall? Well, I was chasing a little black cat who had run off with a slice of apple and yelling "You don't even like apple, you little asshole!"

Don't mind me. I'm just an igment of your fignation.

Snoop Dogg has his own bowl game?