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kurzad.bsky.social
34 He/Him Badass Badger. AD account for ABDL tomfoolery. Lover of food, whiskey, poker, and disc golf.
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I lost my voice at the hot wheels party and now I sound like Marge Simpson

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

PCD gives me the shits

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Hello, PCD. I'm still at the con hotel. You're not supposed to be here yet.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

🎶Pee pee poo poo Poo poo pee pee🎶 (To the John Cena theme)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Son of a bitch got me with the oatmeal cannon

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Thinking about how much heat at the babyfur parties is generated by piss

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

When the sweat drips into your mouth and you think, "Oh, there's my electrolytes"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I want lucha libre wrestling with pup hoods

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The A in ABDL means I can have ice cream for breakfast and you're powerless to stop me

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

FWA proving that yes, we actually do need a ballroom to fit everyone in for the babyfur panel. Packed and busy, but well staffed and well run. Heckin good job. 👍

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Fullsuiting in Atlanta is brutal

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Has anyone done the math on how many gallons of cum are likely produced at each furry con?

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

My least favorite part of FWA is calling my mom and explaining to her why I'm in Atlanta for Mother's Day.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The year is 2075. You're 85 years old and have been in a nursing home for the last 5 years. Your caretaker has delivered a new book. As you open it, you notice an inscription under the cover. A single tear comes to your eye as you set the book down and ball up a fist, reading those words "The Game"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

9PM ON SUNDAY NIGHT AND WE'RE DOING HAIR METAL AND BOURBON

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

>Running through playlists to find the most "Dad" music >Start getting into the tunes >Getting REALLY into the tunes >Air guitar comes out

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

BFC confirmed

submitted 14 days ago • 8 comments

Does anyone else have like, some sort of formula they use to determine how many diapers to pack for a trip?

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

What if pee was thicker

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

How to open a beer Florida-style:

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

What you want: A loving daddy that takes care of you and tends to your needs. What I deliver: A dad that falls asleep in his La-Z-Boy during the NASCAR game, farts himself awake, then shouts at you to get him a beer from the garage fridge.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments