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I've worked at a video store for 25 years.
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When the President is a literal car salesman. #TeslaTakedown

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Home town pride

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Check it out, it's the assholes who won't look at yardcam footage of your bike getting stolen in 4k and follow its airtag to its exact location to retrieve it because they have "more important" things to do

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Democrats are Vichy France at this point.

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Black licorice is what you get when you ask a monkey's paw for some candy.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

WTF, man, they killed Kennedy for less.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, the face eating leopards have come for the Times

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Um, actually "Fuck off" is only PG-13, for example it was allowed in X-MEN FIRST CLASS. If she said it twice it would be R-Rated but definitely not X-Rated. This is why people don't trust the media

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Watching Futureworld (1976) and the first robot a visitor meets says, "Sorry, I am not programmed for sex". Look, I don't know, if I am paying a thousand 1976 dollars a day to go to your make-your-dreams-a-reality resort every robot better be programmed for sex.

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Farewell to the wonderful Olivia Hussey. So many students had to obtain parental permission to see your breasts briefly in order to watch Romeo And Juliet in school. Godspeed. www.npr.org/2024/12/28/n...

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If Jake Paul was any kind of patriot he would let his ass get knocked out here

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Right now, more than ever, America needs Mike Tyson to punch through Jake Paul. It might be the one thing to reunite our frayed Union.

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Fuck you if you don't hate Elon Musk.

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I've never been more glad that I don't have kids than I am right now.

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I think what we need now, more then ever, is the sniglet. Let's make 2025, the year of the sniglet. For the children.

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