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Very niche combination of steamy contemporary romance author and plain language health editor. North East England till I die. She/her. mybook.to/TheScoop
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This morning, Google's AI confidently told me that the car park I wanted to find was part of a leisure complex on the opposite side of the town, but yeah, I'm sure this will be fine

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My people are the Xennial girlies who only ever wanted to be this cool

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Happy Pride

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You couldn’t invent Horlicks now of course, because of woke

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Oh my god I just realised that book 3 does not have a meet-cute, it has a meet-excruciatingly-dull and THAT is why the whole thing won't fucking work and dear sweet jesus I can't believe I have to start this damn thing AGAIN somebody please kill me

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I would really like the pollen to stop trying to murder my face ok thanks

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In a thread of really lovely replies about what the UK is good at, this is one of the best

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The thread you never imagined you needed

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I have so many of these from when I used to work in a music venue. I have given: kd lang some tofu Martha Wainwright a bag of carrots Jade Thirlwall a microphone And I startled Jakob Dylan by bursting into the area he was smoking in and muttering "Where the fuck are all the pallet trucks?"

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Ah, it is one of those beautiful British summer days today where it is simultaneously hot and windy and muggy and still manages to be a bit grey

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Always mildly alarming when you get the purples first on NYT Connections, because it means you've somehow become attuned to the monstrous way these people think

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Spotify has taken it upon itself to make me a playlist called "Sad 90s" and I am here for it. Why yes, I would like to listen to Toni Braxton immediately followed by Radiohead, how did you know?

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I have just learned (via the subtitles for Deadpool and Wolverine) that the lyrics to 'Bye Bye Bye' by N Sync are not, in fact, "Shoot me, hate me but it ain't no lie" but "You may hate me", and I may need some time to process.

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Oh hey, Blue sky! Thought I'd been away forever but turns out it's only been 3 weeks. Somebody pretend to have noticed I was gone 🤣🤣

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I don't think I've ever laughed so much in a cinema as I did at "I was on meth!" in Thunderbolts

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I think I want to change the plot of Book #3 again. WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE KICK ME UNTIL I PROMISE TO STICK WITH ONE IDEA AND ACTUALLY WRITE THE DAMN THING?

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I've finished work, everyone's gone out, and I have cramps, so I believe that means it's time to curl up under a blanket and watch trashy telly

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wow I can't believe this didn't work why aren't I a zillionaire

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Help a girl out #romancelandia

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Buy a forest and create my own village that's a blend of Center Parcs and Endor

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A fun game Bluesky Brits get to play every morning is scrolling through all the US posts from while we were sleeping and trying to figure out if there's been new fuckery or they're all just despairing about the ongoing general fuckery

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increasingly certain

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Annual reminder that St George never actually designed clothing for Asda

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I'm not feeling great today, so I'm curling up on the sofa with the scariest film in the known universe - Return to Oz

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I read this as a "camp, demanding apology" 😂

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Need a bank holiday read? The Scoop and The Shot are free to read in Kindle Unlimited! mybook.to/TheScoop mybook.to/TheShot #romancelandia

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Just paid £4.85 for a big of mini eggs so don't you dare tell me we're not still in a cost of living crisis

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The 15yo has discovered some science GCSE videos she likes so, in a a very Gen Z move, has rebranded revision as "binge watching" 😂

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As a result of the job shenanigans, I'm now pretty much fully WFH again and I haaaaaaate it. (It's been 1 day.)

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Bring back Danger Zone #Gladiators

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I was just having a bit of trouble cleaning a dish, and I would like to extend my deepest thanks to my brain, which just in time stopped me from saying out loud to my teenager, "I can't get my Scrub Daddy to go hard again" 🙈

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Resorted to Google for the NYT Mini today for the first time because wtf? Is there some kind of UK/US difference on 1 across??

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