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True story bro.

submitted 5 days ago • 633 comments

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

submitted 8 days ago • 534 comments

There is no greater a tension release than suddenly remembering the thing you were thinking about and then forgot what it was and spent the past ten minutes trying every trick and trigger to remember it.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

“If you need extra time to stow your carryon luggage, please step out of the aisle first to allow the boarding process to continue” says the flight attendant as we collectively wait and watch a man in row 4 repeatedly attempt to shove a backpack into an overhead bin.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Why use only 5 words to express myself when I could use 900 (half of which are archaic or unreasonable for basic conversation to prove to you that I read a lot as a kid and put a lot of effort into learning this language and therefore and ONLY therefore have value as a person)???

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

submitted 52 days ago • 805 comments

A little blowin’ from a Pura Vida Orquestra hit this past weekend #Trumpet #PDXLiveMusic #PortlandLiveMusic

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Church gigs are always a gamble as a progressive nigh-atheist. But when the Reverend refers to Jesus as “a middle eastern Jewish preacher”, a small sigh of relief feels warranted.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone now and again I will see someone use the phrase "woke mind virus" seriously and I will wonder what it is like to be them, and to have a head full of rancid pudding where a brain is meant to be

submitted 55 days ago • 466 comments

Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

submitted 60 days ago • 405 comments

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

submitted 61 days ago • 451 comments

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.

submitted 65 days ago • 3165 comments

thank you donald trump for your diligent work as you make the US a stagnant, backwater pariah state and playground for sociopathic tech oligarchs

submitted 72 days ago • 167 comments

Liberation day: “We’re ALL libs now!”

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Desperate for a streaming platform with a “freelance performer” mode that still tracks listening data but doesn’t influence discovery playlists when you listen to the same track 47million times in a week to prep for a gig.

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

If Hillary had done the text message oopsie, there would be congressional hearings for the next 15 years.

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Why are people mad at Chuck Schumer? Is it the whole rolling over and playing dead like a dog while another dog takes a giant shit on your face thing?

submitted 92 days ago • 213 comments

“artificial line” did Donny just learn what borders are?

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

What so many will never realize because it won’t affect them directly: Some people have already been irrevocably harmed by the current administration’s actions. If we are measured by how we treat our weakest members, we’ve already failed.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

submitted 105 days ago • 842 comments

I think about this headline all of the time.

submitted 106 days ago • 204 comments

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

submitted 105 days ago • 209 comments

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

submitted 108 days ago • 868 comments

The only thing i find relatable about the prez

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Statistically speaking I will be far safer on my flight than I was on the drive to the airport. But (gestures at the world) I certainly understand the apprehension.

submitted 116 days ago • 93 comments

Can’t put my finger on it, but house shoes always have an….interesting…energy to them. Doesn’t mean a solid time wasn’t had ✌🏼

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Playing tunes in other towns this week. See ya in a while, PDX!

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Show us where the spoon emoji hurt you, Donny.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Is it fascism yet?

submitted 127 days ago • 46 comments

wow just logged off and there are problems there too

submitted 129 days ago • 57 comments

RFK Jr. gave the worst answer ever to the question, "what would you do with a time machine?"

submitted 130 days ago • 33 comments

Oh good, I already thought of Tuberville as a gutter human, but was lacking in personal reasons to revile him. Problem solved.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

submitted 134 days ago • 2147 comments

Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.

submitted 134 days ago • 755 comments