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I’m full of ideas! They’re all bad ideas. Really awful. Gotta start somewhere

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline

submitted 19 days ago • 75 comments

I have no self-control. And I'm dumb. It's a dangerous combination.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

OK, I'm going to take the like as a yes. So, to be clear, this thread hits on three things - dealing with worry, dealing with feeling helpless, and focusing on limited available paths to productively help. Maybe some of this stuff will work for you - all I can say for sure is that it has helped me.

submitted 30 days ago • 17 comments

In 1988 you had to repeat three times for a Beetlejuice. Just four years later it was five times to get a Candyman. That's inflation for you.

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

We live in an era of monsters. An era controlled and governed by the worst of us. My deepest solidarity to everyone who cares about peace, coexistence, helping one another and a gentle way of life.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 38 days ago • 68 comments

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

Today's Poetry Thread: LESSONS I love this one. Feel free to add poems.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

submitted 45 days ago • 65 comments

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

submitted 49 days ago • 158 comments

Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

submitted 49 days ago • 458 comments

Mary when he actually starts to play a fucking drum for a sleeping baby

submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

He just battled the Bengals helmet ornament and won. Looking for his next victim.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

A reminder to anyone trapped in an airport due to weather conditions right now: You have a right to stay in a nearby picturesque village while the airline sorts out a rebooked flight for the 27th. They also have to provide a widowed lumberjack for you to fall in love with. Know your rights.

submitted 67 days ago • 78 comments

12 yr old me: Some old lady yelled at me 25 yr old me: Look at that old lady yelling at some poor kid 50 yr old me: I had to yell at some kid

submitted 71 days ago • 22 comments

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

submitted 73 days ago • 400 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector

submitted 82 days ago • 68 comments

wife packed soup again for lunch at my sitting on a steel beam above New York job. spilled everywhere

submitted 402 days ago • 14 comments

I do have to ask though: Why do you think the man whose campaign was financed by a handful of billionaires in a volcano lair and has spent the last four weeks being dog-walked by Elon Musk is going to follow through on any progressive legislation? Do progressive leadership have CTE? Amnesia?

submitted 88 days ago • 9 comments

Im also VERY thankful to the Swifties and all the love they have shown me,,, and I wanna show some back. Thanks to @StubHub imma gift a couple pairs of tix to the Eras tour on Dec 8 in Vancouver. Not an ad,,, just paying it forward. 🙏🏾 Who would you pay it forward to and why,??

submitted 90 days ago • 554 comments

Sommelier: here you will identify notes of dark fruit, spice, leather, and chocolate Me (6 glasses deep): what the fuck are you talkign about

submitted 96 days ago • 13 comments

she’ll be too powerful, give her tummy hort to humble her

submitted 120 days ago • 2 comments

Let dogs choose their own names like I did with Bark and BarkBark

submitted 96 days ago • 28 comments

If this existence thing is just a dream, I'd rate it 40% on Rotten Tomatoes: The plot goes in circles, the dialog's annoying as hell, the villains are just plain stupid and the wrong people are nude

submitted 96 days ago • 174 comments

maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall

submitted 100 days ago • 29 comments

TRUMP: For my next cabinet pick, I’m going to choose someone I saw on TV. MUSK: No. It should be someone I saw online

submitted 99 days ago • 8 comments

bluesky request. do not follow or reward quote-doomers. people who quote an article and only add something like "you have no idea how bad this is" or "it's over" or "say goodbye to everything you love". they succeed from your stress. they're bringing you down with them. stay awake; not like this.

submitted 100 days ago • 118 comments

(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong

submitted 99 days ago • 21 comments

that just made it worse!!

submitted 100 days ago • 59 comments

Beyond the general environment of media dysfunction, I do think many voters noticed how much of an impact government had in 2020 and reacted accordingly and once they received good governance, promptly forgot the costs of bad leadership.

submitted 109 days ago • 6 comments

Fucked up thing is, the dishes don’t know what’s happening in the world. Still gotta do the dishes.

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

they say "let sleeping dogs lie" but i believe all dogs should tell the truth

submitted 449 days ago • 4 comments

There are 28 days left until our contract expires. ReSkeet to let G/O Media know you support The Onion Union and its right to a fair contract! ✊✊

submitted 420 days ago • 4 comments

(blows past you in a two-horse covered sleigh; just absolutely smokes yer ass)

submitted 438 days ago • 23 comments

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

submitted 517 days ago • 77 comments