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I would sincerely like to know from Republicans what a candidate would need to do lose your vote? SERIOUSLY, if being an “alleged” rapist but being recorded talking about sexual assault, having a history of DOCUMENTED racism, being convicted of fraud, making references to your daughter being sexy,

submitted 11 days ago • 8 comments

I haven’t lifted a weight in god knows how long….these arms are only from jumping rope and typing out someone’s eulogy online.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

There is a feral cat with a possibly broken foot in my garage. I’m gonna nurse him back to health and take him to the vet but if anyone in Atlanta wants a super duper sweet orange boy who is in need of some love, please let me know.

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

Finding out I’m friends on Facebook with Ikechi from MAFs is very shocking. When did that even happen?

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Ole Henriksen is everything

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

Laurel developed her personality from watching Jack Nicholson movies. #thechallenge40

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

This week, President Biden delivered his final address to the American people as its president with a warning. Democracy is under threat of being consumed by oligarchy. But the sense of urgency Democrats speak with about Trump and his powerful oligarchs is rarely reflected in their own actions.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I have used the poor people facial creams and I have used the upper middle class facial creams and Im here to say, there’s absolutely no…reason I should lie to you, there is a HUGE difference. WOW, MY POOR SKIN IS NO LONGER POOR SKIN!! If I have to sell some eggs for this stuff so be it.

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

If you’ve never heard her work, this is an exceptional place to start.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

My HVAC unit just took a deep negro sigh.

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

Wow, thank you for sharing my work!

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Martin Luther King Jr Day! @kylajlacey.bsky.social

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

The far-right thinks Michelle Obama is classless because she didn’t want to attend an event where they would’ve booed her.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

Care credit is such a crazy concept, like you need a decent credit score to stay alive.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

Use all the extra time to make some of America’s worst food

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Seven Day Adventists go to church on Saturday to get it out the way early.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Umbrella was originally pitched to Mary J. Blige. Her passing that up but still going in the studio, recording, and then approving the “hateration holleration,” joint, tickles me so! 😂😂😂

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

Jesus was Middle Eastern

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Someone has been trying to reset my Hotmail password for weeks. Give it up.

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Finally releasing my first hour of standup on my YouTube page this FRIDAY. Go ahead and subscribe now and turn the notifications on! youtube.com/@felonious_m...

submitted 40 days ago • 10 comments

NEW: A North Carolina judge rejected a GOP motion to toss out nearly 60,000 ballots cast in all November 2024 statewide races. Paige Moskowitz and I explain the ruling, the RNC's goal and the connection to state Supreme Court race. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyM3...

submitted 41 days ago • 628 comments

It’s crazy how people can see a problem with DEI but not racism.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Khloe Kardashian is smack talking LA Mayor Karen Bass over the wildfires. In 2022, Khloe used roughly 101,000 gallons of water over the allotted limit during a drought. Her sister Kim Kardashian used 232,000 gallons over the limit. IN ONE MONTH. Bish needs to sit TF down.

submitted 43 days ago • 1523 comments

Nothing pisses me off more than writing a viral post about feminism just for a man to steal it, relax Mr. Bitch.

submitted 43 days ago • 4 comments

Snow is beautiful but it is useless, it is pretty when it falls but then you realize it is cold and can really hurt you if you fall….snow is your ex-boyfriend.

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

I was so fucking angry the first time I heard this

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

Today, @luriedanielfavors.bsky.social is happy to have Writer for @thehubnews.bsky.social and author of "Hickory Dickory Dock, I Do Not Want Your C*ck!!!," @kylajlacey.bsky.social BACK on the show! Listen in on ch. 126! #LDFShow

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Reached for the Handshake, Got a Snub Written By @kylajlacey.bsky.social for @thehubnews.bsky.social @luriedanielfavors.bsky.social #LDFShow thehub.news/reached-for-...

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

A reminder today on his funeral that President Carter considered Israel an apartheid state & called out Israel's injustices against Palestine. MAGAs, instead, voted today to sanction ICC for prosecuting Netanyahu for war crimes. 45 Democrats joined. Pathetic www.qasimrashid.com/p/president-...

submitted 45 days ago • 11 comments

One was bragging being unvaccinated but has completed 2 rounds of BBL surgery and gets fillers (in a shiesty looking clinic) 🤧

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A family member eats cheese-stuffed hot dogs and Banquet salisbury steak but didn’t want the vaccine in their body.

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