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I think Trump rooting for the Chiefs is causing Taylor Swift's black magic to backfire

I think Trump has been watching too much Pinky and The Brain with trying to take over Canada, Greenland and now the Gaza Strip

The Trump administration right now

I have the NewsBreak app and every time a Trump article popped up yesterday, I wanted to drink heavily. This is going to be a long 4 fucking years

Saw The Brutalist today. Extremely well made movie with an incredible Adrien Brody leading the film. I was definitely grateful for the 15 minute intermission as I was getting restless. Very dialogue heavy film but should probably win best movie at the Oscar’s #filmsky

Just when I thought Walker Hays “Fancy Like” couldn’t get more obnoxious, I just saw a music video that had a version where he added Ke$ha. #filmsky

Not a good year to be an animal. First Haitian immigrants were eating facility pets in Ohio and now windmills are somehow responsible for killed the whales. What’s next? Electric cars responsible for killing camels in Middle East?

I’m not sure why but monkeys seem to be trending in Hollywood right now. There’s the British monkey pop star movie and I just watched a trailer about a killer monkey with cymbals. I don’t get it. Help me understand #filmsky!!!

January is just one really long overstretched Monday. Nothing exiting ever happens in January.

Alright here is my number 1 most anticipated movie #filmsky 1. Wicked:For Good. Look I went into part 1 with no knowledge of the broadway show and hardly any love for musicals and Ariana Grande. That all faded within the first act. I’m anxious to see where the rest of the story goes

And my number 2 most anticipated movie of the year #filmsky 2. Jurassic World :Rebirth- Dinosaurs. Look, Dominion had its issues but i still enjoyed. And David Koepp the original screenwriter is back. So I have hope!!!

Top 10 continues #filmsky 4. Michael-I know Michael Jackson had his issues but I hope this will be a good movie. His nephew looks just like him in the pictures that I saw 3. Superman-we haven’t had a decent Superman movie in years but I have faith in James Gunn.

Top 10 continues #filmsky 7. Frankenstein-yes another Frankenstein movie but directed by Guillermo Del Toro!! 6. How To Train Your Dragon-love the animated series. Hopefully they don’t fuck this up. 5. Mickey 17-starring Robert Pattinson fighting Robert Pattinson clones. Sounds nuts. I’m there

Top 10 continued #filmsky 9. G20 starring Viola Davis. Viola Davis playing the president and kicking a whole bunch of ass?! Count me in!! 8.The Bride-1930s musical horror with Christian Bale as the monster and Jessie Buckley as the murdered woman who becomes his bride. Sounds crazy! I’m there

I know it’s a little late to do this but I’m gonna make my list of my top 10 most anticipated movies of this year. #filmsky 10. After The Hunt starring Julia Roberts and Andrew Garfield. The cast is stacked with Julia leading the charge (and rumored to be a career best performance)

I don’t think he’s smart or strategic enough, but judging by the way #trump is planning on conquering countries and canals I’d say he’s been playing too much Risk

I don’t think Shania Twain has ever looked beautiful as she did in her Forever and For Always music video #musicsky #countrymusic

So Trump wants to take over Canada and Greenland. Someone should suggest he try stealing Antarctica from the penguins and leave him there

Got my own private screening of Nosferatu here at AMC #filmsky

Holy cow…Oscar nomination next for Demi?! Please!!! #goldenglobes

Well..I don’t know about a movie about a drug dealer faking her death and getting kidnapped later in the movie being a beacon of light but Emilia Perez was great #goldenglobes

I haven’t seen Shogun but Jake Gyllenhaal should have taken that one #goldenglobes

I expected that to go to Ariana but Zoe was great too #goldenglobes

Melissa McCarthy stole a pink flamingo from the zoo and is wearing it as a dress #goldenglobes

You could land a plane on Nicole Kidman’s forehead #goldenglobes

What is up with Cynthia Erivo’s head….#goldenglobes

Willy Wonka has to be serial killer. The Ted Bundy of chocolate makers. #willywonka #filmsky

It’s really incredible that Grandpa Joe can dance after 20 years of being bed ridden. And if he can get up like that, he should have been able to get a job to get Charlie’a family out of poverty #willywonka #filmsky

We have an Alfred Hitchcock situation going on over here #thebirds #filmsky

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters. Day 18 #filmsky #filmchallenge #films 📽🎥🎞

I thought it was common knowledge that the Macarena song was about a girl dissatisfied with her boyfriend so she has a threesome as he gets drafted in the army but my co-workers are floored right now #musicsky

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters. Day 17 #filmsky #filmchallenge #films 📽🎥🎞

By far, the scariest movie I’ve ever seen #filmsky

Personally I think this would have been a better slogan for Trump’s campaign

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just posters. Day 16 #filmsky #filmchallenge #films 📽🎥🎞

Got in my car to go to work this morning and I radio station was set on the county Christmas channel. Anne Murray was playing and I’m pretty sure I’m the Guinness World Record holder for the fastest time someone changed the station

Apparently Beyoncé was paid 20 million for the half time show. That probably pays for the lawyer and the court costs for when they get named as Diddy’s accomplices

And not only causing a rift, something has to cause Elphaba to instill fear on all the citizens of oz. Unless Glinda ends up manipulating everyone into believing she is the outcast/troublemaker that attempts to take down Dorothy #wicked #filmsky

Not knowing anything about the Broadway play or story, I feel like something major has to happen in part 2 of #Wicked for Glinda and for Elphaba to cause a rift between their friendship. #filmsky

Albert Finney’s version of Scrooge is the best one. End of discussion #filmsky #christmas

Not to brag or anything but I have become a ping pong champion against the 9-12 year olds in my family

Not us 30 plus year olds at work attempting to learn different hip hop dances like the gritty, the dougie, the two step and walk it out. Which is every bit as unglamorous as you can imagine

The Santa Clause is really a story about how a divorced marketing director of a toy company alters his appearance and flees the country due to commiting manslaughter. #filmsky

If Santa would have installed headlights on his sleigh, he wouldn’t have needed Rudolph’s nose to guide him through the dense fog to begin with. #cheapskate

The crazy things you find that get donated at a thrift store. The author later talks about how marrying for love instead of money won’t keep a roof over your head #booksky

McAllister Mob Boss Theory continued 5. When he was “trying” to find flights out of Paris he really wasn’t trying that hard and seemed to be only doing so to get his wife off his back. He even tried to convince her to wait 2 days to catch a flight home #filmsky