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kyledanger.bsky.social
he/him 👋🏾 Lifelong NYer 👑 King of the color blue 💙 Multimedia multihyphenate 🪩 Occasionally NSFW 😈 Always aiming for kindness 😻 Thoughts are my own 🤷🏾‍♂️
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A big thanks to everyone who took time to send well wishes yesterday. Here's to 37. (And as is tradition, the annual Birthday Suit shot for gratitude and archives.) 💙👑

Stylishly bidding adieu to this dog shit year. Let's stay alive in '25, ok kids? Love from Zaddy

It's tough under normal circumstances to talk friends into doing the podcast - let alone when life is LIFING - but without it I'd never have crossed paths with the absolute joy that is @trashleesimpson.bsky.social, who is not trash but the most elite compost any of the 1% wishes they had 💙

Not ready to leave 😭 Also because I'm good with dates: My first visit to Montreal and this hotel was seven years ago today.

Grateful for a lot but top of the list this week is @oklaurence.bsky.social making me feel like a local this visit. Still another few days in Montreal!

People of the skynet! Let's get to know each other better. What is your all-time favorite TV show? Quote your answer in GIF form

Since drought conditions have made it impossible to "feel the rain on my skin"

Third visit to Montreal this year is underway 🥰

Water Type Gym Leader 💙🌊

Did a solo visit of the NYC Transit Museum on my 29th (somehow already 7 years ago - as evidenced by the silver-free facial hair) 🥲

The only thing this country hates more than women is Black women.

Hotel checkouts at 11 should be banned

So 24 years after coming out today, and 10 years after meeting Eliza Coupe today, I met Casey Wilson and Adam Pally and came in first place for their costume contest, in which I was One Of Six Black People In The Audience. I won some Sonja Morgan jewelry. And now I need to meet the other three!

It's hump day. Where TF are all the humps?! To encourage y'all, please enjoy this reminder that I'm anything butt average, as this One Size Fits Most garment was laughably off with the definition of the word "fits"

Discovered the sexiest place on the planet last night - just up the block from my house! Wednesdays are flamenco nights with live music and I think I know where I'm going to be EVERY Wednesday now.

Even when I have no sense of time, I lean into my ancestral, primal desires and come to knowing it's hump day. Not sure what I mean? Feel free to slide in the DMs to inquire about the private tutoring I offer 😏

Better now. And never afraid to share the vulnerable parts. (And since BlueSky is public this is as vulnerable as it gets. If only there was some sort of private area in which to potentially get less public...)

This is a co-op game and I'm winning* *high on an edible that has me hallucinating, sleep deprived, and constipated from all the stress of being on a nonstop 10 day stint with coworkers Also in the first 150k of Bees, 'k?

I've had back luck for 36 and counting (and turned 13 on Friday the 13th - spoopy!) but 🤷🏾‍♂️