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Safe haven from The Mad Tyrant Elon. Award-winning sports editor, now a digital menace. Central PA born and raised. Temple University Class of 2017. Views are my own.
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Raiders top-4 szn, let's go!!!

"No kings, only trains" is the type of shit Thomas and Percy would say when they overthrow Sir Topham Hatt.

Dealing with acne breakouts at the age of 30 makes me feel like crushing my foot with a cinder block.

Flu shot kicked my ass, I really am getting old.

I was trapped at the office earlier today because my key decided to decapitate itself

Protect Women's Sports, huh?

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A common theme I've seen among people who didn't like Kendrick's performance is that "they couldn't understand what he was saying," calling it "mumble rap." These people are misinformed at best and may need to have their hearing checked.

Well... gonna be a long 7 months!

😏😏😏

They have been deterred... For one year. I dread August.

CJGJ should've just stood at the 1 and bled clock.

Knockout

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

Reminder that you can ignore people who didn't like the halftime show, let them stew in their lack of taste.

Ending with tv off was the right call.

"I'mma get my Uncle Sam to FUCK you up"

Lol, who did Trump predict to win again?

This is pure bliss.

Would Johnny Cash approve of his cover being used this way?

WHITE DB SZN

Good lord, Jalen.

What an insane blitz pickup from Saquon.

Kind of a weak unnecessary roughness penalty, refs are keeping us on our toes!

IT BEGINS

I like the idea of this scorebug more than the execution of it.

Chanting for Sirianni to cry like last time

Man, there is a serious decibel level between the commercials and the actual game, at least on my TV.

Brady has been in subtle Raiders-colored suits for weeks.

Someone check Trump, he may have fallen asleep during this brass band performance.

He can't even remember Patrick Mahomes' name.

Lol, I had a nice chicken sandwich at Bert and the Elephant last night. Also, this happened. newsguild.org/journalists-...

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“Four months after layoffs, and with possible management-dictated changes in their jobs looming, journalists at LNP | LancasterOnline and partner WITF will vote “yes” or “no” Monday on joining a union.” lancasteronline.com/news/local/l...

Me when I turn 30 (today)

Turned 30, still pretty nerdy

When will the Red Menace be stopped?

Refball has peaked. Terrible spot.

Just snap the goddamn ball, Eagles.

How did AJ Brown not get flagged for ripping Lattimore's helmet off?