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kyleian.bsky.social
designer, gamer, avid shitposter former emo kid turned aging millennial I fucking hate potatoes 🥔 https://tiktok.com/@stoikgg
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The point where the timeline split

Gotta cherish every egg

Scawy scawy

Wait a minute… did they really…

Tangerine dream

How to cripple an entire generation

I've become incredibly vibe-coding pilled over the past week and a half. My skill ceiling and rate of ideation/iteration have both skyrocketed. Each time I've had a profound moment with AI these last couple years, I have to step back and remind myself it's still early days... 🤯

Luigi is just like me fr

Need a late night pick-me-up

I keep getting this ad for a pizza oven and I can’t unsee it

Hot take but the Dark Souls series is booty. The control and input mechanics are some of the worst around.

Take me back to Seattle, plz. Thx

TikTok Bans ‘Misleading Content’—So Expect All Your Uncles’ Conspiracy Theories to Go Underground

Trump just delivered another masterclass in diplomacy: invite foreign leader, insult them, cancel the meeting, then blame the media. At this rate, his next summit will be held in the Mar-a-Lago parking lot with a cardboard cutout of Reagan.

me as my childhood crumbles around me

Panera better not cross me again

Everyone, go engage with my TikTok content so I can write off my home office, please and thank you 👼

Remember that, canonically, Rayman has a huge cock

This was a psychological profile assessment that we all failed as children

I've been having some very intense nostalgia cravings lately for the OG 1999 THPS. So I spent maybe too much money on a 25ft 8k HDMI 2.1 cable to run from my desk to my Samsung S90C 🤷‍♂️

sometimes the meme just hits right

Elon resorting to IVF with all these women because of a botched penis implant would be hilarious. My meat might be average, but at least it doesn’t look like the Two Fingers from Elden Ring.

The Senate just voted on a Bill that prohibited tax cuts for the wealthy if any money was cut from Medicaid. It was REJECTED with 51 Republicans voting against it and ALL Democrats voting For it.. Republicans DON’T CARE ABOUT the lower and middle classes

Bro did NOT have to do all that

YOOO what kind of animal was on my car???

My friend just moved into a new house and was wondering if anyone had any ideas on what to put on this shelf

I feel a bit late... or am I still early? Who the fuck cares. Anyway, I just joined Substack, who should I follow?

Not a drag queen. Not LGBTQ+, just another MAGA pedophile.

wake up and face your demons

Who said miracles don't happen?