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San Jose is always the designated driver of the Bay Area during our very few periods of wetness.

Me:I don't wanna use up these mini Post-Its by writing my tasks on them. It's a waste and I should save it for something important (???) Other me: That's what they're for and they've been sitting on your desk for 4 years now.

You heard about this hot flavored water? It’s brown and people love it!

Enjoyed Companion. Got some good brainthinky going on in addition to good acting and good blood. I took a photo fo the Sunset in the parking lot after.

Just ate enough Taco Bell that word of this will spread across Earthrealm and bring shame upon my family name.

A country changing its national anthem is no different than someone changing their MySpace profile music.

Sac Sac good Shine Muscat very good Juju Hallabong Sparkling is some top notch stuff

Just quickly drank 32 ounces of partially frozen liquid while standing outside at 6 in the morning in January. Not the dumbest decision I’ve made this week, but definitely towards the top.

I switched my iOS wallpaper to “featured” photos instead of my wallpaper photo album and now it serves bangers like this.

All of the YouTube and podcast ads are, “Do you have so much money that you’ve forgotten what you’re paying for every month? Give us some!”

The style name for this pair of shark socks is “landlord.” A++

Every time I take a photo of food I've made it's got my keyboard in the background which causes only a slight bit of guilt over how tacky that is.

Hearing a ship horn ringtone coming out of a public restroom is very funny.

Just started Stellar playing Stellar Blade since I need a non-thinky game. We need more hard cuts to a title card in games. Alan Wake 2’s wasn’t quite a hard cut, but music made it feel like one.

1. I was not expecting Keith Urban to pop up in a GMM episode. 2. I did not know Keith Urban was Australian. 3. I now know one thing about Keith Urban.

logging on

Eh. Framed #1033 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 framed.wtf

I tried to make asparagus and accidentally ate a bunch of Dawn degreaser. Will update on podcasts.

Framed #1032 🎥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ framed.wtf

Framed #1030 🎥 🟥 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ framed.wtf

I don’t think these dirt-cheap HDMI cables needed to come in a bag with a zip-top.

Good lord the SOUNDS emitting from my stomach after that mojado burrito...

i sleep with 2 bay leaves under my pillow for 𝓼𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝔂 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼 𝓰𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓻𝓮

Today is the last day you can post this picture

The 99 goes before the Ranch. It's not the 99th sequel to Ranch.

stephen root

🤬 Wordle 1,287 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩

Sometimes you gotta just stop and stare at the NPC animations.

I’m on a Mad Men rewatch. We should bring back saying “a thing like that…” when someone says something that we don’t give even a 10th of a shot about.

🎵 ooh baby do you know what that's worth

Happy 10th anniversary to “clean and rad and powerful.”

Started up Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Looks pretty dang good on a Series S. Love that I just picked something up and got +15 Adventure Points.

Smells like everyone in San Jose is using their fireplace. Awesome.

Sleeping in the big fuckass Deadly Premonition bed would fix me

I just came across one of the most unhinged things I've seen on dating apps so far: "You should *not* go out with me if: You watch documentaries"

LMAO

People say "I'll sleep when I'm dead" as sort of a party adjacent rallying cry instead of what it actually is: the sweetest promise, a pure expression of optimism.

Just walked past what I thought was viscera on the grass. It was kimchi.

I'm trying to wear the t-shirts that are buried at the bottom of my drawers, but they all have something uniquely uncomfortable about them. Not long enough Sleeves too tight Sleeves still too tight Smells funky

Was just trying to get a quick glimpse at reviews for this and... okay that's one way to put it.

What up, shrimp tree?

The hold music when you call Covered California sounds an awful lot like Crispin Glover's "Clownly Clown Clown" minus the "vocals." www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH6b...

I made chili colorado