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kyleposey.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
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Dead dove do not eat

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I’m not saying the dog man is the Christ, but he certainly is Christ-like. He loves fully as dog yet suffers fully as man this much is clear

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Somebody last night told me I looked like I was from Wisconsin which feels like an insult?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Did the Eagles trade up or did they beat the Chiefs so bad in the Super Bowl they had to swap picks too

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Watching the giants draft a literal child named jaxon dart: that man is going to be playing against the Philadelphia eagles (Super Bowl winning professional football team) twice

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The eagles are picking #32. That is the last pick. It’s because they won the Super Bowl. They defeated Patrick mahomes

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Tuning in to watch luka and the lakers

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Wingstop is promising to complete my life. Sure why not I’ve tried a lot of things

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Knockoff Ronald McDonald house

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

@bransonreese.bsky.social

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Constantly sorting through millions of possible combinations of Phillies statistics to try and find another one where the top three all time are Mikey franks, Michael Jack Schmidt, and pat burrell in that order

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I feel like getting insurance money for their inventory is best case scenario for them right now

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Another half marathon in the books. 2:04. Survived - this was my fourth

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all tweeting about praxis and welcoming in those who may have been mistaken like the schladenfraude isn’t the only thing I have left. Like anything matters. Laughing at dummies is it. Only thing that makes the glands squirt the happy chemicals

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Alcohol can’t affect your health if you’re pure of heart and a friend to animals

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments

They’ve got an fbi agent named Kyle. Great non-weirdo Kyle representation in media!

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

This is gabby potato’s boyfriend. Brian laundry. They are famous

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Gabby potato’s dad has made an appearance. And if someone asked me what his name was, just from his appearance, I would simply say: “Joe Potato”. And that is his name

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Gabby potato

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream about milt Williams signing elsewhere in free agency so maybe it’s time to cool it with the eagles podcasts

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently Will is drawing dog man frescos across his workbooks at school. Seraphim except for they are lil Petey with 1000 arms

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Watching lord of the rings but pretending the one ring only has power because it’s so hot/ makes the wearer look incredible

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

It is not possible to eat shit harder than Patrick Mahomes ate shit on that play

submitted 82 days ago • 17 comments

kiss the ring motherfuckers

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

Time to unleash the beast (jahan Dotson)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Classic eagle - jahan dotson Not classic eagle - saquan Classic eagle - Jalen Carter Not classic eagle - AJ brown Classic eagle - trot jr Not classic eagle - Landon Dickerson Classic eagle - Jalen hurts Not classic eagle - cooper dejean Classic eagle - Nick sirianni

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Garbage picking, field goal kicking Philadelphia phenomenon. Olivia said Jake Elliot not classic eagles

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Southwest to the rescue though

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

American Airlines trying to keep me down. Trying to keep the birds down. The bords.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Calling it “the maxi kleber trade” as a small form of protest

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

submitted 664 days ago • 13 comments

Only one institution I believe in anymore folks (this is an eagles tweet like the rest of em)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Ice cream that I just bought that I was very excited for and I spent A lot of money on is vegan. Fucking liberals

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Washington has been advised that at some point the referee can award a score if this type of behavior happens again

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

How quickly can we have our men in the Dominican? Two and a half hours?

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

America is hit with an oil embargo: “hey folks how about a little collective action and stiff upper lip here. Just think this may even help our climate goals!” America is hit with coffee tariffs: “lol get the fucking nukes”

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

The Hard Rock Cafe thing is so sad. It’s so 2024. It’s giving Josh Harris

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t believe him (Nick sirianni) when he said it but they can’t push the tush

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Go Elgses

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I’m beginning to think they didn’t take the Egyptology too seriously in this movie

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking film nerds with their “dynamic range”. I’m trying to watch The Mummy (2000) with Brendan Frasier with my kids asleep without subs

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

They are failing upwards. Their ascent cannot be slowed. Always twirling, twirling higher towards the Super Bowl!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t describe silo without sounding like perd hapley. Silo is the show that is on the TV and therefore, I am watching it

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Really I think the challenge is each nominee is boozier and rape-ier than the last but where are they gonna find a white guy that is boozier and rape-ier than this one? They’re gonna have to grow him in a lab or something

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of joining Chinese apps as an alternative to TikTok, Gen Z users should simply stop dancing and having fun and become mildly depressed 37 year old Bluesky users talking about Star Trek Deep Space 9

submitted 108 days ago • 240 comments

Can’t believe we were all fooled by the collective darnold delusion. Mass hysteria. Havana syndrome

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Big win for the concept of books to play a role in the eagles victory

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