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Honored to be reading on March 22 alongside a crew of stunningly-good-looking writers at SMALL PRESS NITE: @kylerseibel.bsky.social, Shelby hinte, @adamvoith.bsky.social, & @stutz-writes.bsky.social. Thanks to @kevinmkearney.bsky.social for organizing/hosting (he is also stunningly-good-looking)!

This review of Hey You Assholes by is so thoughtful and impassioned that my wife asked me if I had written it under a pseudonym. No, I told her. @nickreesgardner.bsky.social is the realest dude around. independentbookreview.com/2025/03/04/s...

Fuck it more launch pics

Insane vibes at the Hey You Assholes book launch last night in St. Louis

My favorite congressman got his book 🤝

hey everyone come look at this cool picture of me that @danielmiller.bsky.social took

New ink

Local Author Soft Launches New Surgical Scar In Workout Video Exclusive to Bluesky

Dude saw the suitcase

A real highlight from last year’s AWP, chatting with Kyle AND this incredible reading! I bet this year’s will be a blast-get there if you can!

fun moment from last year’s @littleengines.bsky.social event was me and @danielmiller.bsky.social smoking a joint and having a coffee before it all started. join us this year (and show up super early to get stoned with me beforehand)

When I see another awp offsite reading that didn’t ask me to participate

among my favorite memories of the navy is when my squadron was going on a third back to back deployment and i was scheduled to transfer to bahrain, so instead of taking me with them on the carrier, i got to hang back on the base and do absolutely nothing for three whole glorious months.

you don't have to listen during meetings. all you have to do is unmute every couple of minutes and say "that's a good callout, can you double click on that?" and if someone ever asks you a direct question, just scream and say that a spider bit you and that you're very very allergic

There’s No One Here Not Even Enployees

Smoked A Joint And Chugged A Celsius By Myself In The Empty Park Next To The Movie Theater And Now I’m Going To Watch The Monkey

someone annoyed me this week at work and instead of making it an issue, i made a dumb joke and the person who annoyed me laughed and now it's all over and we're past it and the thing that was annoying me is gone and we're best friends and they made me boss of the whole company that's how good i did

shadowbanned from my third bodybuilding subreddit for asking how to achieve this physique

Go to this, folks in Santa Barbara and Santa Barbara-adjacent areas 👇👇👇

longtime dream of mine to host my book launch party at my local brewery and folks? we’re doing it. other readers to be announced! limited space so RSVP here, if ya nasty (please): www.eventbrite.com/e/santa-barb...

gonna tell my kids this was fka twigs

I’m honored to open for @kylerseibel.bsky.social, Shelby hinte, @robbiemaakestad.bsky.social, and @adamvoith.bsky.social at Small Press Nite at Book Catapult in San Diego. Thank you to @kevinmkearney.bsky.social for organizing the event!

Get ready to buy your kettlebell of books 👇

Hey, pre-order this awesome debut story collection, you assholes: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/hey-you-as...

Honestly this gig gets depressing but things like this make it all worth it 😍

Have waited a long ass time to see these books. Thanks to everyone at @clashbooks.bsky.social that made this happen.

Big news for San Diegans

bahrain, 2012, i am looking for a new bluetooth speaker & a heavily perfumed tiny arab man at an otherwise empty electronics store tells me to connect my phone & play a song so i played "i've seen footage" & we listened to the whole thing, max volume, rocking out. RIP death grips