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kylethescientist.bsky.social
I'm barely a scientist
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I like to imagine that before the advent of thin plastic wrappers people were able to make food in the middle of the night without waking every living being in a 6 mile radius

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Unnamed Eagle: I'm thinking "white-maned" or maybe "snowcap" Some guy: How bout bald

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"Scoogli doochie crumbo wumbo!" - me explaining to my Sim parole officer that I was nowhere near the CEO's house at the time of the assassination

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Why does cloth get darker when it's wet

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Restaurants have a hard time with my name

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Christmas? More like criss ma ass

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The Buffalo Wild Wings near me just took lemon pepper sauce off their DoorDash menu and I'm considering ending it all

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"Your guess is as good as mine" Brother I guarantee you're guessing better than me I have NO knowledge

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I'll burn that bridge when I come to it

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Who else up cuttin' they mustard

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Luigi's Mansion 4: Luigi's Mangione

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Me at 8am: Oh my God what a horrible feeling I'm never staying up that late again Me at 3am the following night: One more run of Super Poop Ball 3

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Me when I'm on a roll

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Not the anime tiddies man 🙈

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My guts are having a whole ass argument right now about what to do with all the ice cream I just dumped in there #lactoseintolerant

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Tap

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ngl I put ALL my eggs in the SAME basket EVERY time I go to the store. any other little freaks out there or is it just me?

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im tryna save up a thousand words so i can finally afford a picture

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i have a hard time wrapping my head around things cause my head bones don't stretch very good. how're you guys doin it?

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OHHHH I just realized people aren't talking about cooking when they say based

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I'm gettin tired of Peppa Pig when are they gonna come out with cumin pig or something crazy like ketchup dog

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Cleaning the litterbox is the poor man's archaeology

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