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they call me van gogh because i like sunflowers and i too am mentally ill she/her | 🏳️‍🌈
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feeling the slightest sense of relief as I get into an elevator w only women, moments before the anti-DEI missile hits

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

i think a lot of catholic history happened because people were bored. why else would the acacian schism, which hinged on whether jesus was "fully divine and fully human" or whether he was "one person with a divine and human nature", last 35 years. there was just nothing else to talk about i guess

submitted 14 days ago • 58 comments

My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jam jars

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

alright everyone pitch in for my bipolar meds bc I either pay the non-insurance price or it’s about to be everyone’s problem

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

shut up about your material circumstances already, these graphs prove we let you eat cake

submitted 18 days ago • 39 comments

i’d be seated and ordering within 30 mins depending on the model I fucking love building ikea shit

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I see your larz marzipan and raise you one muffinz da cat

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Bummed. The popular young nephew I've been preparing to rule after me has died under mysterious circumstances. Gonna cry on the shoulder of his charmless but ambitious brother, who was first to offer condolences to me

submitted 18 days ago • 32 comments

Where the hell is Lin-Manuel Miranda? Why isn’t he, in full costume, outside the Treasury Department, right now, RAPPING?!

submitted 26 days ago • 292 comments

(rolling my eyes and doing jackoff motion in front of king solomon) uhh yeah man sure, go ahead and cut my baby in half. great idea, idiot-- hey wait why are you giving it to her

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

i’ll never understand people who get in the fast lane just to drive the speed limit. this lane is for CRIME

submitted 29 days ago • 24 comments

the wolves inside of me have started a union

submitted 29 days ago • 9 comments

a short story

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

genie: ok that’s all three of your wishes. you could have used those on anything by the way. like anything. world peace. end hunger. just letting you know. me (with a perky ass fat hips and great tits): oh

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

government mandated gay sex

submitted 29 days ago • 10 comments

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

submitted 30 days ago • 96 comments

I felt this same way bc a few years before covid I thought the idea of masks were neat and japan made them look cute and then…

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

another day, another woman not eating for the first time until after 6PM

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

A lot of you make jokes about guillotines but few of you have been getting your woodworking and metalworking skills up. Get those callouses made, babes.

submitted 33 days ago • 206 comments

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISORYY!! ME. VS. A BAD TUMMY ACHE!!!!!!!!

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment