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Happy Valentine’s day😌♥️

Behaviores Report; 100% goode!

i’m bored already

folks that do production lighting for porn are members of the illuminaughty

wait do i still get my tiktok shop orders?!

Tik Tok we will avenge you

tiktok gone i’m about to start playing games on my ti 89 calculator

this is lowkey like prohibition

we wouldn’t be in this situation if Paul Revere would’ve kept his fucking mouth SHUT

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN TIKTOK DIED

i thought we had until midnight…

good morning friends🥰

elphaba

How boys love to hang out after a 9-5

Most people don’t know the Q in LGBTQ stands for Quadratic Formula

Think I’m the problem? Honey, I’m the solution.

Not my pig not my farm >>>> not my monkeys not my circus

me on bsky but because everyone is hot and friendly 😩

when I repost myself

Making the Yuletide gay! 🎄☃️

do you think santa was a bottom?

Don’t forget

i fear i’m not allowed to leave

heading home for the holidays🥰

I don’t want to be smart any more I’m going to start huffing paint

when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree

Love it when bookshops or libraries arrange their books appropriately...

feeling cute this morning😌

2025 is gonna be my villain era

raw next question.

Ooh Rah by god

when all the urinals are pissed in at the same time, a secret door opens

I love posting like 10 things at a time and then being silent for the rest of the day

Begging for drafts @bsky.app

me and my friends getting into the christmas spirit

i see a lot of skoomfs here

some of yall weren’t bullied on Ask.fm and it shows

came up with a new word - slurr … it’s like slay and purr put together!