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He/Him | 18+ minors do not interact | nsfw shitpost account. 31 year old surgeon. Here to lift and have fun. Absolutely degenerate. Freeuse friend Most things said are in jest. If i go too far don't hesitate to tell me. Follow for horny shitposting.
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Oh what's my biggest kink? Enthusiasm.

Mood today: i wanna be hooked up to a milking machine, lubed tongues licking my everywhere, in my ears; Cumming myself dry, giving me water laced with aphrodisiac to keep my pre pumping

Cum as car fuel. Cum as an energy drink a la monster energy Cum as a medication

Imagine a world where cum isn't just spooge babyjuice but also a cure for all diseases. Different cum potency means different levels of cure. Multiple spooges in one session? Great for the common cold. A nut that's been saved for a month and a half of edging? Cures cancer.

Morning wood makes the morning mood

Morning wood arriveth

Fuck. I think i have a praise kink.

girl who realizes she is about to be impregnated when she sees the floating womb xray bubble pop up next to her

The best feeling is knowing your partner has mini orgasms chaining all the way into one massive, explosive, brain melting one.

Make me save up for a week like we're trying for a baby only to fuck unprotected like its friday night and we don't gotta work tomorrow

Forcing someone to cum from their nipples, their ass, their clit or cock, just cycling three levels of overstim and forcing them to cum until their vision is whiting out and they can't even hear how loud they're screaming

Wanna fuck a friend until their eyes roll back in their head and the bed is splattered with sex juice.

Since y'all've been good

:3

Stealing this lol. I'll be back later tonight to answer questions!

I wish my cock had a three speed and variable rhythm vibration function

Y'all ever hit a punching bag so hard it hits like a gunshot

I want office milking machines. Things i can just stick my dick into and get suction-milked while i'm working.

Saw some people drawing characters punching Hitler and I wanted to make my own rendition. Have a good sunday everyone. Punch Nazis, protect the world. #NaziPunching

To anyone in my feed. Freeuse dick for y'all. 6 and a half inches, 3 inches wide Whenever, wherever.

The masculine urge to just get hooked up to milking machine, ears getting licked, nipples being teased and forced to spurt shot after shot into a warm, lubed hole.

Get home from work, join the communal post-work bath; eat a friend out while another friend just Dementor's Kisses your cock. Get into the orgy going on because someone started playing with their nipples halfway through the showers Post shower cuddlepile while watching netflix and calling takeaway

Wake up, grab your friend who's also getting ready in the bathroom and go for a fuck. Cum both your brains out and then go to work with a clear mind and post nut clarity for you both. Imagine the boosted productivity.

Honestly why not a freeuse community? Friends that hang out should also fuck out without restrictions. If you've hit the stage in friendship where you can show your cock and tits to each other without romance involved isn't that a pretty ideal state

Post night shift cock hits different.

In this house we stan milfs.

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Gotta question for all y'all lovely folks. Which one of y'all would be like this?

How i want you to be while my fingers tease your most sensitive spots. Spasming, gasping, barely able to squeak out moans as i force you to cum and cum and cum my cock just filling the air around you with my musky scent.

Doin' it like rabbits

#nfsw #nsfwsky #adultonly #goon #gooning #gooner #goonette #18+ #porn #hentai #3dporn

Once again i am asking for help with my morning wood.