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est. 1990 ♒️ Mama Bear (RMP 🩷) Safe space for everybody Black ♥️🖤💚 Carolina Hurricanes fan - since the 99s & 2000s ♥️🤍🖤 Southern Belle (919) ✨
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I have no clue what yall arguing about because half the ppl I have blocked or they have me blocked lmaooo

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There’s a massive difference between being desired physically than being desired overall. Plenty of people want to fuck me but there’s very few people who’s actually trying to get to know me. That number is even smaller when you factor in emotional availability.

submitted 58 minutes ago • 0 comments

GWB must atone for his crimes with No Child Left Behind because WE are suffering the consequences!

submitted 43 minutes ago • 0 comments

(Would not be shocked if the people complaining were part of the No Child Left Behind crew and weren’t taught reading comprehension or context clues in school. If it’s not obviously spoon fed, they ain’t getting it. 😐)

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Part II (On The Run) Magna Carta Holy Grail

submitted 45 minutes ago • 2 comments

Women give the game away for free because they want us to win. Pay attention

submitted 54 minutes ago • 1 comment

I’m starting to realize a lot of men on here confuse accountability with disrespect because nobody has ever checked them before.

submitted 53 minutes ago • 1 comment

It would have been 2 but they ain’t about that action so…sucks for them

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Stop playin, I ain't with that bullshit Niggas act like bitches, shanaynay, oh my goodness This is Wayne’s world, and y’all are just some tourists Give me three wishes, I wish, I wish, I wish, you would bitch

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I be calling mine by her first & middle names & she had the nerve to say I sound like her mother, Wilhelmenia. I said, well if you weren’t out here acting the fool, I wouldn’t have to sound like her!

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My mother is my most difficult child

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I haven’t seen it yet, but Annie is me, I am Annie. I’m calling you what ya mama calls you. There’s a dude I went to high school with, his name is Allen. He tells everyone his name is Santana, even my ex husband didn’t know his real name is Allen. THAT MAN’S NAME IS ALLEN 💀😭🤣

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

Yall know mine but only a handful probably know how to pronounce it, even with the video tutorial.

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t like that one of the twins in #You is named after my baby 😠

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

This shit burns me up.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The sleeping I’m about to do since it’s mounjaro injection night is about to be UNMATCHED.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Yall baby girl needs a compression sleeve for her knee and I honestly don’t have the money for it. We need it by tomorrow. Not to mention I’m running low on gas. If anyone would like or be willing to help me out I can pay you back on Friday when I get paid. Thank you. We need $75 $Temelessech

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

“You are so beautiful”

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I guess I can delete my “dating profile selfies” folder in my phone lololol

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I gottabunchadollarsIcanspendem on heeerrrr 🗣️🗣️🗣️

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I didn’t get love on my mounjaro update pictures & ion like det.

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Your secrets…are safe with meeeeeee 💕

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve posted this before, but this is my best work 😌

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m really not going to Cowboy Carter & my heart breaks every time I think about it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Im going to start telling people I have 3 kids: an 8 year old, a 61 year old, & a 60 year old

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Absolutely not lmao. I’m awkward & a dork.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

This song terrified me as a child.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I wanna know whose niggachild has this house shaking sound system in their vehicle that upsets my dogs EVERY MF TIME they drive by MY HOUSE. TURN THAT SHIT TF DOWN.

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submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I present, the fictional album cover of Strawberry Hysterectomy

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

Here’s what ChatGPT came up with:

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

This berry simple syrup I made is SO damn good. Raspberry & strawberry 😋

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

The debut album would be a strawberry shaped uterus. On a black cover. Might have to ask ChatGPT to create it 🤔

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

But when you get that follow back notification..

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Strawberry Hysterectomy 💀

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

The men who put you through the backboard never ask how many bodies. Or so I’ve heard.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments