labiamajorasmask.bsky.social
elise / mustard sommelier / digital art
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probably thinking about dragon age
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never will, never want to 🥲🫡
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ow ow ow
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oh if I managed to survive I just know it would be a good time
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I LOVE A BALD BAD BITCH OKAY I just also love being a menace!!
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I want to make it extremely difficult for him, for ✨fun✨
foreplay but it’s just stealing his fuck ass wig and making him chase me for it
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I don’t want to fix him I want him to stay on his freak shit
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real cause why am I afraid to anger a literal medical professional and why do I assume he’s going to know my secrets and retaliate accordingly? Haha it’s fine! It’s fine!
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we’re both incredibly well adjusted and normal it’s fine 🫡
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like I’m already a bit off putting, can you imagine if I wore socks while I poop??
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this is valid and I feel like my dentist will somehow know if I don’t do it evenly every time. Why? Couldn’t tell you. But he’ll know and he’ll be upset.
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no cause why do I become instantly paranoid I’m going to pants myself if it isn’t balanced? doesn’t matter if my pants fit right. Could even be wearing a skirt. The fear of self pants-ing is ever present
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The sensory experience aside (can confirm, is a nightmare) it just doesn’t seem ethically right to me, idc, it just doesn’t sit right. 😤
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apparently not, news to me 😔
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hi, I’m labia, and I can’t poop with socks on
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✨I TRIED ✨
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context:
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damn, real 🫡
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brother I just know this is gonna be absolutely killer
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it’s literally included with Apple Arcade, I’m so confused why the price would be SO inflated for console/PC??? Like the game is so cute, but not that cute sheeeeesh
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bro WHAT
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bonus, the alt text has a lil bit of extra information on the helmets if you want to know time period and type!
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mashed potatoes with TONS of butter and salt cure everything 🫡
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might be best not to go into a cleaning spiral immediately after an everything/hair wash day shower though 😔