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Listening to Tierra Whack on the train to Philly is a viiiiiibe 💖🫡🥨🦅

I feel like the people who are making Drake streams number one are the same people who keep Burger King in business.

I'm gonna fight for the working class always (unless you're racist transphobic etc etc) but not before I welcome the maga voters who want to fight from the bottom up against the billionaire class with the same PowerPoint presentation Leslie Knope gave Eagleton.

I realize I'm essentially ancient comparatively but the vcufits page is one of my fav local pages. The youth of today look great 🥹

I love being from a long line of blue collar family.

I am so sick of this stupid government. I have shit to do; Kendrick and Beyonce are waiting for me this summer. Like I can't be fighting nazi dorks I have to focus. I'm gonna do it but It's so goddamn ANNOYING

Listening to my mom read some stories to my kid downstairs really is an absolute treat. Hug your grown ups when you can 🙂‍↕️

Imagine ignoring my email and I go on the NEWS. Oh wait, I did. @henricocountyschools still has yet to issue any public statement confirming their protections of students and families on school grounds in the event ICE is on campus. www.wtvr.com/news/local-n...

I'm in a group chat titled "Jalen Hurts My Puss" and I'm just so happy to be a girl out here with other girls.

Sometimes I fear there is not enough Aquaphor and humidifiers in the world for my family to survive.

Canadians knew wtf they were doing with these all dressed chips. Are you kidding me?!

What are we doing to help our people today? Connect with the mutual aid groups around you. Donate your time, money and resources when you can. Hold the door open for someone, fuck! Just try and hold your head up and stay focused.

As someone who holds a history degree: if you have to make excuses for why that n*zi salute "wasn't what you think" or "wasn't that bad" you are absolutely the villain bad guy and also a ✨n@z! sympathizer✨

Go do something nice for someone and also yourself today. 🫡 Go birds 🦅

I blocked Carrie Underwood. I know it's nothing but it gave me satisfaction you should start doing it.

Is there a non-meta equivalent to insta we like? I really enjoy the pictures honestly 🥲 please take more pics of lunches and your pets.

When Philly players show up to their other Philly games to root for their city it's like the purest crossover episode I love it so much

Why couldn't our oligarchy be run by like Oprah or Beyoncé why is it the tri-thumb looking Mark, Jeff and Elon.

Are you even a white girl from Richmond if you don't have an RVA coffee stain print in your house?

These kids having a snow day on their first day back from winter break is the raddest thing ever.

If Amber Heard didn't really shit in Johnny Depp's bed she absolutely should have; how do we make this happen for her?

"wHiTe pEoPlE hAvE no CuLtUrE" okay well explain Mummers then.

Stop posting HNY; I'm reading it as hieney

"I'm going to show that guy how to juggle." My daughter, age 4, who's never juggled a day in her life.

Jimmy Carter was the Charlie Brown of Presidents.

A pick 6 to open the game?! *trixie voice* hornyyyyyy!

Absolutely haaaaaate losing to a team with yucky colors 😭😭😭

My husband is an android owner and he's so excited for me to have a usb-c with the new iPhone but what he doesn't realize is that I will be continually unplugging his phone to plug in mine until I die and probably even after

I'm still really pissed about this. Now we're going to have to cancel our subscription because this is absolute insanity??????????

Lmao Youtube is going to raise their fee $10 a MONTH. Friendly reminder Neal Mohan, CEO of YouTube, is worth $150mil. The CEO prior to them was worth $580 million. Please eat shit.

I can't wait to buy tickets to a Doechii stadium tour I know it's coming for her 🥲🥲🥲🥲

Beyonce really said, "put your shoes on we are going to this premiere!"

I honestly might jinx myself but I really don't understand how people don't get their food orders when delivered, especially to a home. Just say you're a bad tipper.

Does Adam Kinzinger do anything else but social media? He posts like the rent is due 24/7/365.

I feel like we have all seen ten different versions of White Man in Mask ™️ as a person of interest.

If a single one of you tells my kids about elf on the shelf I will personally ruin and curse your bloodline.

I got tickets to Kendrick/Sza so I truly will never shut the fuck up again I fear

"Theory with no practice ain't shit"

Kash Patel should not be running a single thing for a litany of reasons but a big one for me is I don't think guys with K names should run stuff. It doesn't sit well with me.

I'm about to watch this new Star Wars show is it worth it? I don't trust Jude Law

I feel like a kid watching this Bills game it's so festive however, I'm also so happy to watch warmly from my recliner 😌

Women's soccer is so much better to watch than men's and that is a fact. If I wanted to watch men overreact and flop I'd just like.. get on the internet.

Jay asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said the Sixers and a cheese grater like they have at Olive Garden and I'm getting both; like dude. Little me high fucking five grown me bc we lucked tf out man.

15-20% off for Black Friday is so lame!

I keep switching back between Carpenters Christmas and GNX it's 🔥 🤌🏼