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I don't have many hot Deltarune takes but if they actually don't pay off Gaster after 10+ years I will think less of the whole experience. Its far too long to string along an audience to go "you shouldn't have gotten invested lol"

There's something to be said about people who were willing to make jokes about French People/Culture and when E33 came out now saying you shouldn't do it when it's a culture they care about. Like idk man maybe making jokes where you put the word people in quotes is just bad.

It's such a shame that Shadow Generations on Switch is like that, because it should be the definitive version of the game. The built-in FSR makes the game look like a pixelated blurring mess whenever you boost. I feel like they could've put more effort into the port.

Teaching at a private school is fucking tiring because you'll tell a kid to stop playing Roblox in class and then you'll hear some variation of "don't you know who my father is" Like yeah cunt I don't care

Nintendo are such an odd company because their software could have the most pro-player additions and they squander by only making it function within a metre. Pokemon GO trading, the Gamepad, Digital Game Sharing etc.

I can never underestimate how dumb some people are. So many posts today going "DON'T LOOK AT THIS THING" "THIS THING THATS RIGHT HERE" "ITS IMPERATIVE YOU DON'T LOOK AT THIS THING I AM SHOWING YOU"

Zzzzzz

We tested this in a lab using a DS cartridge. Bowser Junior didn't stop being Junior when we burned his father alive in world 1 of New Super Mario Brothers. So this must be true of non-Koopas, surely.

His gaze mocked me

i should not be awake hahaha

Sonic Fans are weird, but I refuse to trust Mario Fans who are just as obsessed. There's something going wrong in there.

lmao

I'm so glad Donkey Kong is returning to its musical roots.

Lmao

The rumor come out. Does is Bruno Mars am Fortnite?

People get so fucking stupid when it comes to stuff in legal grey areas. Got a fangame? Don't announce that shit till its almost ready to go. Any notoriety pre-release is painting a target on you. "Emulation is legal" it is, but downloading 50 ROMS for games you don't dump yourself IS illegal.

Seeing people freak out about getting banned on Switch 2 for loading pirated games and I'm just dumbfounded. Like of course the modern console's gonna have stuff that actively detects dumped software. Its why you shouldn't do that shit till a console hits EOL.

Knockout Tour would be kinda cool if the AI didn't just start cheating at the drop of a hat. I've had too many moments where I get Mario Karted and then an NPC breaks away never to be seen again. No shells, no useful items. Its just coins all the way down.

Rewatching some Goku Black stuff from DB Super and I gotta say I really do like how Future Trunks Design changed. Shit got so bad he got way thinner, he looks way scrappier than his version from Z. Like every Saiyan in the show eats a mountain and here's this guy living meal to meal.

Holy shit they're just uploading full clips of movies as ads now. What the fuck are up with these content farms.

Had a scare that a student had found my account. It fucking sucks that this platform still can't be bothered to add a private function. I don't want to nuke my account as my only option.

Its kinda crazy how all the actual physical Switch 2 titles are sold out at a ton of places. Key Cards are still in stock, I hope they're as repulsive as codes in boxes were.

Pinocchio upon providing the most poignant of truths.

Being in on the Ground Floor with FNAF and Undertale/Deltarune has lead to many interesting moments that seem to have all lead to a head with this past two weeks. Both had a new entry with huge reveals, and only one managed to feel like there was any actual planning behind it.

Learning from the greats.

Marking 52 Student Portfolios in a day. For free. Kill me.

I feel like I would buy dbrand products if their marketing wasn't the most reddit approach possible.