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tell my Wife and futurekid i mentioned them here. dang, those are some bright ass thighs. future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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God *giggling*: They are gonna be so tiny. Angel *writing*: ants... tiny... got it. God *suddenly tearing up*: but omg so strong.

submitted 603 days ago • 10 comments

I said ANYBODY CAN INTERACT EVERYBODY CAN REPLY

submitted 36 minutes ago • 0 comments

moving my computer to a different spot on the desk so the emails can’t find it

submitted 32 minutes ago • 2 comments

they paved paradise and put up the fountain from friends

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

we can send women to space, but we can’t send billionaires into the sun

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

EVERYONE: if you can’t love yourself, you can’t love anyone else ME: deal

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Pope's dead, smoke 'em if you got 'em.

submitted 7 hours ago • 7 comments

there’s something to be said that when they elect a pope they just ask him what his new name is but when someone else wants a new name well. yeah.

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

Just found a note in my phone that says "a goldfish at a goldfish bar... can't remember if it paid"

submitted 14 hours ago • 12 comments

swerving into the Kroger parking lot blasting Charli xcx so I can get my gallon of ice cream

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

love to get enough rest so I can be more awake for hating my life

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

jd vance did what ???

submitted 2 hours ago • 88 comments

do you think killing the pope feels better than fucking a couch?

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Envious of good nappers. My dad could nap and fall asleep for 15 minutes whenever he wanted. He’d sit against a column at Best Buy like a dang bear while I got a videogame, meanwhile I spring up out of bed feeling worse and swinging a knife around because I don’t know if it’s been a minute or a year

submitted 2 hours ago • 20 comments

Talia Al Ghul: "You see it's the slow knife, the knife that takes years, that cuts the deepest" Me in the theater: "Hoooo boy she sure doesn't understand how knives work"

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

telling futurechild the pope died from cheating at the easter egg hunt

submitted 2 hours ago • 5 comments

this is about me

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

first things first: the next pope should fuck

submitted 3 hours ago • 6 comments

You’ve heard of Six Flags, now get ready for…

submitted 13 hours ago • 13 comments

damn the Pope really met JD and was like, "i've seen enough"

submitted 2 hours ago • 12 comments

I’m not Catholic, is it martial law now, while there’s no Pope?

submitted 2 hours ago • 7 comments

I got chills. They're doing long division.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Pay the Pope with PayPal, pal, it's papal.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

I follow academics mostly. @francesmeh.reviews @thetroops.fightins.online

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

We have live pictures of Pope Francis arriving in heaven

submitted 3 hours ago • 57 comments

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submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

going on nextdoor to accuse my neighbors of being members of opus dei

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

i hope they include shelter dogs for the conclave

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

i’m starting worry i’m the only one not in a hegseth chat

submitted 12 hours ago • 7 comments

it’s ok to post bad just not in the way your doing it

submitted 12 hours ago • 17 comments

very upset at how differently poster and foster are pronounced

submitted 20 hours ago • 16 comments

Good night from Odie and his porcupine, the chew toy that’s lasted longer than any other

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Headbutt

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments