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It's an all Mac 🔫 no Cheese 💸 kind of day. Stay Krafty🪤

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Me: We should go for coffee sometime. Them: How about ten tomorrow? Me: No. That’s too many.

submitted 91 days ago • 14 comments

I frame so much of my life through the lens of “ain’t nobody gone beat my ass about it” and it’s so much freedom in that. Like I have so much free will.

submitted 93 days ago • 11 comments

If I’m ever on life support: Unplug me.  Then plug me back in. See if that works. #joke #ctrlaltdel #stayawayfromthelight

submitted 93 days ago • 11 comments

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean

submitted 94 days ago • 209 comments

bummed out by an official email from The Scientists, confirming my body is "gross, but not a cryptid"

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments