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Cajuntalian is NUTS!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I called my dad and said “Daddy I need you.” Through tears and he’s coming tomorrow. I will NOT be ok when I can no longer make that call but I’m grateful I can make it now.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Me 🤝🏾🤝🏾 telling people I love them so poetically they think I’m dying.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

It is the most freeing feeling to be able to tearfully go to my family and say “I’m not ok, please help me.” Teenage me is SO grateful for what adult me has managed to pull off and she’s grateful she didn’t die when she thought she wanted to.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Taurus men and Cancer men? I went through that so y’all ain’t gotta go through that. EVER. Let your curiosity die right here at this skeet! HARD PASS ❌❌❌

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Not the entire sex, but I did actually swear off Cancers almost 20 years ago and never dated another cancer after that one time.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Since I can’t sleep I decided to lotion Tiggs’ feet and give her a little massage. She started spreading out her toes like spare change like this was exactly what she needed during her nighttime snooze. I can’t believe she really is me…smh

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m quick to make a promise sound like a threat. I do my level best to really think things through before I say them because I like a good follow through. If I threaten your life with a serious face, your life is danger. 🤷🏾‍♀️

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

“I strongly encourage you to organize things with your God before you consider running into me.”

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Pterodactyls were my favourite as a kid. No, I cannot and will not attempt to explain.

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Tiggs is always over here bussin the hardest sleep as if she works harder than anyone else in this house. Like ma’am, what have you done that requires this level of rest???

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If it’s the ex I’m thinking of? I honestly don’t know what I saw in him. I saw him out a couple years back & he definitely caught me in my tattered self-esteem era.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure the day Kyle stops being curious about me our relationship will die. Sometimes he catches me off guard still asking me questions about myself because I have never had someone try to get to know me continuously throughout the entire time they’ve known me.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t know who needs to see this but break your kid out of school on a random day and just go have fun. If you can’t go out, take them home, order them into pajamas, lay out blankets & pillows & snacks in the living room and chill. Make it an entire thing. I called it “Mommy loves you” day.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

A few days ago my best friend said to me while looking right at me: “I haven’t seen you in a very long time. Where did you go and what do I need to have to come and get you and bring you back?” I don’t think I realized until last night what she was talking about. I really ain’t been me in years..

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

It just hit me what this co-presidency reminds me of: It’s like watching Cobra Commander and Serpentor.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

What time is it in Australia????

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

How many bad checks do you have to write before you’ve committed a crime?

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You dumb bitch is a forever seasoning that goes well with so many lessons!

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I’m an Aunty, all my gems are on my whatsapp status. I like to terrorize the people I know in real life.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Good Morning, a message: Stop teaching your kids that good treatment is tied to obedience (you dumb bitch*!). Have the best day! 💜 *gender neutral

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments