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“And now she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice for the seventh time, until she falls asleep! Anxiety, panic attacks and OCD are sold separately.”
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I know I’m a real Basic Bitch but the new Cracker Barrel opened by my house this week and I was so excited to go today.

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far be it from me to tell guys considerably more wealthy and successful than I how to conduct themselves. still, before I tried it with Kendrick Lamar, I would probably ask the last guy who tried it Kendrick Lamar how that turned out for him

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It’s nearly 80° today but I’m making soup because in 36-48 hours it’s going to snow. #BecauseColorado

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fuck this 💜

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Episode 8 of The Pitt might be the end of me. 😭

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Had a follow up with my gyno on Friday and when I mentioned concern about measles she immediately suggested a blood test. I’m excited to report I do, in fact, have immunity still and don’t need an extra vax!

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Finished the Furious 7 episode of #TLATC this morning and when that song kicked in at the end I immediately started crying. How dare you emotionally manipulate me at 9am.

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“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).

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@momebie.bsky.social if you have $5 to spare and want several hours of funny Fast & Furious content. 😆https://www.patreon.com/potterless/shop/last-and-curious-by-mike-schubert-and-1438837

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I know I’m older than @schub.es and @imericschneider.bsky.social but not knowing Pitch Black feels wild to me. That was my introduction to Vin Diesel and I really like that movie. And yes, that Riddick game was great. Paul Walker was in Varsity Blues prior to F&F (also before your time 😆).

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This man is so bad for Texas sports that Oklahoma should give him an honorary degree

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I think the funniest thing about the Ted Cruz Curse is he really won’t confine it to just a couple of teams; if you are a Texas school and you have a big game, there is a decent chance Ted is rolling in wearing your polo and bringing your doom with him

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Beyond heartbreaking

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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious

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I can tell I’ve lived in Colorado for nearly 10 years now because it’s below freezing with slight snow outside and I still just cooked dinner on the grill.

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I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

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Happy TDOV, y’all! 💛🤍💜🖤

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she's a PhD student studying children's media

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By popular request, here's my magnum opus I made for the ofmd fandom (apparently) ❤️ #ofmd

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