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32. #MVRP Dark themes ahead. Snarky. Parody. Edgy. Wry. Decidedly dangerous. 🔞 Sexy. Ships with CHEMISTRY. PLEASE NO IRL ACCOUNTS. I'm your spitfire, @the3rdflash.bsky.social
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"God, this heat! @hauhetsprophet.bsky.social , you better be accurate with that map! I'm dying out here!" //I do hope it's not an imposition to remind you of the whole Artemis and Manacle thing.

"NO. He made a mistake, and now it's dealt with. Move on."

"I'm trying to juggle being a professor, a girlfriend, a hero, AND a mentor. Tell me, O wise one, when I'm meant to carve out time for every single crime."

She's learned from many. She won't kill. But she WILL be brutal. The Tigress seeks a fight. Honestly, when she goes out to fight at night, she wants to punish criminals and spread fear. It's more about vengeance than anything else.

youtu.be/GGZdoD7gYnE?... //I'm basing Arty's fighting style around this.

Once you get past her paranoid survivalist behavior and how prickly she can be, Artemis is as loyal as they come. What you see with her is what you get.

"Yeah. Curse of Gotham."

"Fighting is all I've known."

"I don't know. I still have hope for it, though."

"I can't tell if you're serious, but thanks for humoring me. I don't have a leg to stand on, honestly. It's like Gotham is just run on angst!"

"Do you ever take a day off of being angsty?"

"Ah, the edgy Robin speaks. Tell us about your place in Hell, Mr. Grimdark."

"Grayson, will you and Harper fuck already?!"

"You, me, and Dick."

"Happiness."

"We deserve this."

"Worth it."

"A total himbo."

"I just have a sharp wit."

"You should."

"Doomsday preppers love it. And paranoid heroes engaged to a speedster do as well."

"Complex carbohydrates. Better for you than most stuff. But try not to eat the toilet paper this time."

Shoots an arrow containing an MRE.

"I don't want to endanger them."

"Okay. Just to take stock of this, Zatanna sent me a map to an Egyptian necropolis, and I've no idea why."

Writes a pre-emptive note for Wally. "Off to Egypt. Getting new item to stop witch. Love you. MREs are on the shelf."

//I am gonna do an event where Artemis gets this stuck on her for a while. mummy.fandom.com/wiki/Manacle...

"To fight the supernatural, you need the supernatural. Magic must defeat magic."

@hauhetsprophet.bsky.social "Hey, Goldfinger, let me talk to ya."

"What do you propose?"