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lafc-falcon.bsky.social
As a falcon, I am kind of an expert on blue skies, tbh? Interests are in small to medium-sized mammals, or small birds... so delicious. Also: helping LAFC mercilessly destroy their competition. (Unofficial)
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SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU ALL AGAIN, HOMINIDS!!! Personally I always enjoy feasting on a loon, tastes like duck. Daleeeee!!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Even soaring at 2,500 feet in the dark, it seems like I'm seeing the game more clearly than this referee. #LAFC

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

And now, my patented BIRD'S EYE VIEW prediction for the game (based on an ancient system first concocted 143 million years ago by my Archeopteryx forefather, who was a huge soccer nerd): #LAFC 4- Flounders 1. Daleeee! *shrieks falcon territorial battle cry*

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

It's finally here!!! It's finally time for #LAFC family to pack BMO and cheer the team to victory!!! I've been so bored waiting for tonight, but it'll all be worth it. Don't tell anyone, but I'm so excited I'm molting a little!!!

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

WOOOOW look at these dumb Seattle humans, they don't even know what to do after they catch a fish! They just keep throwing them! You're SUPPOSED to tear into it with your beak and EAT it, dummies! #LAFC are going to crush the Sounders! ¡¡¡Dale dale dale Black and Gold!!! youtu.be/KKcQnqVYZkY?...

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe I have to wait until next weekend for more soccer. That's ridiculous. It reminds me of this one time, when-- PIGEON!!! THERE'S A PIGEON gotta go

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I'm *a* LAFC falcon. I'm not *the* LAFC falcon, but yes, in this one case... we do actually all know each other.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Finally learned how to type, let's see how it goes. At least this place isn't full of tweets, like that other one. How was I supposed to concentrate when everything made me hungry

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments