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anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery? RIP Royal

their heads? off with them

my pearl? jammed

i wonder who it’s from

i’m gonna keep reposting this until it’s no longer true

If you have a device that CAN run Apple Intelligence you need to turn this off as well as the general Apple Intelligence setting. Settings > Screen Time > scroll down to Content and Privacy > turn on Restrictions > Intelligence and Siri > turn off the first three options

i’m tired of all these emotions

The smart thing for Ukraine to do would be to condition surrendering its mineral wealth on having US troops fighting there until its borders are 100% intact. Including Crimea. Make that shit into Trump’s Vietnam.

i so wanted to like the gorge but it’s so fucking contrived and cringe

i like my planes right side up

A gofundme to build 5,000 of these Sweded incel caminos for the sole purpose of just following our local fasciwagens around town all day.

my fav part of the new bridget jones was how hard they went after ricky gervais as a person

the way i would follow these women into battle

“anyone can be funny” …dude

rfkjr is a monkey paw in a man suit

brain worm ass

the majesty of genocide

at this point hitchhiking is safer than flying

How do you even play football after that, a man died

my representatives

the power to become invisible and walk into the west wing tripping ppl, clotheslining them, punching crotches, fire alarms, next, the senate

i get it now “wolfs”

i’m going to only eat things that are bad for me now let my body catch up to my brain in rot and decay

hey, the democrats i want my donations back