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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

Get in babes it’s almost time to pop off historically

Being a Trump supporter online is insane. You are publicly jacking it off to children being kidnapped. “Pro life” my ass.

Got my Survivor draft friends to play Survivor together on Roblox and they voted me out first. Ooo-

Feminist in the streets sourdough tradwife in the sheets and what about it

My Christmas present this year and every year #catsky

Does anyone mourn the wicked? 😳

Would like to announce that I’ve updated my hair care routine 😎

Finally caught up on #survivor47 would love to see a more self-actualized and confident Teeny play in 10 years

Have to miss #survivor47 finals because my friend rudely decided to be born today. So preemptive congratulations to THEEEE Miss Rachel

Teeny giving the best brainless scarecrow performance someone get them on Wicked #survivor47

Teeny’s flashback moment being a montage of how bad they were at this game 😭😭 I love them bad #survivor47

And muva won the mother off!!!! #survivor47

Rachel rn #Survivor #Survivor47

Bye to my baby girllllll 😘 #survivor47 DMs open for you

If Andy has 0 fans, I’m dead. They will never make me hate you!!!

I’ve never needed anyone more in my life

Something really nefarious about a McDonald’s employee being the one to turn in the shooter

The operative principle is not that political violence is not allowed. It is that it is allowed only by some actors, for some ends, and forbidden to others.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Just remembered the time my grandma stole my uncle’s whole ass condo that he lets his mistress live in. 💀

UnitedHealth assassination and Syrian rebels chasing out Assad all in one week. Something in the air is shifting…

"We've never seen this level of operational sophistication," a NYPD spokesperson says regarding the still-at-large United Healthcare Assassin. Notes that NYPD officers have "been driving around" and "gone to every Shake Shack in the city" and would "probably" do so again around lunchtime on Sunday.

Get the UnitedHealth shooter a modeling contract NEOW

For no particular reason, I’m reminded of this quote today

Pretending I know understand all the #survivor47 skeets like I wasn’t stuck on the road for the first 50 minutes

Putting all my fantasy points on Genevieve going home today. Love her though. #survivor47