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This was not a dignified attack! Toilet humour. Rory never got it and always felt left out when people laughed at it, but this … The beast turned its back, lifted its tail, and expectorated an enormous, green #fart toward Kluhm. A poisonous attack, obviously, and terribly crude to boot. #vss365

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Who came up with it who took something inane and turned it into a word so strange I believe it was drunk Jimmy McCart who once passed wind in the pub, the guys at the bar shouted FFS McCart, he thought they shouted FFS #Fart and so hence a word was born. Welp that's my belief. #vss365

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The moon looked as though it gave out a long, explosive, irregular #fart and it caused disruption in the area, with ships dawdling toward it before making a desperate run to get past. Why someone would build an outpost near that, Dylan couldn’t imagine. Precious resources or something? #vss365

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as starlings kiss my still I fill my soul w/constellations golden glistening guiding me to peace in defiance of the rubicund regime that bleeds greed & grasps at superseding citizens from flight/feeling resistance requires recognition of their black dwarves & lack of a loving core that emits nothing

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In an act of #petulance, the captain of the opposing forces readied to kill the captives that he had initially used for ransom. His forces were returning to their ships in defeat, thanks to some help from Rory. One task remained & Rory had to confront the man before he did the unthinkable. #vss365

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I turn on the TV will it be something different I'll see it's another round of #petulance and greed it's so bizarre a Musketball playing a Trumpet i know deep down I'd like to thump it but it's just another one of my scoffs gimme the remote so I can turn it off #vss365

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Let the winds of #petulance strike My rage is dire Unless a box of chocolates Is handed to me prompto My inner child screams That is all I will say A storm is brewing I warn ye #vss365

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She wore a #petulant nature when the line was drawn it had its moments but now it's gone there were times patience was the propensity in loves bashful naivety i felt the breath of an acidulous acrimony spilling it's definition the doors i happily opened closed without a thrust #vss365

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Lone wolf at the back The pack's true protector Spots his offspring ahead An unbridled jester Atones for packs fool Dines with frustrating Cites the joker he was Knows a warrior in waiting Thursday's #vss365 #prompt is #unbridle Image: Sunniva Myster

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You thought of me as out of control perhaps in some way it was #unbridled passion that had taken hold I've never walked through a valley of death though i have felt its induction upon my breath i live with a peace not the piece of anothers assertions #vss365

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New moons tonights & forevers Be the tropes parables Metaphors running rivers In veins pumping thru my skin Telling allegories I’m #unbridle-d I’m of the possessed obsessed Living in castles on a land Far far away Encircled by a moat Named MakeBelieve #vss365

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#FizzysSundayAudio #spokenword #poetry #microfiction 🎤🎙️🎧 Piece 26 volunteered by: @fareedom.bsky.social (Do follow if not already) A compelling write in a POV state (Written form in below comment) Remember! DM your poem or piece of M/F & I’ll read it www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/nuy3v...

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1/2 I came across a lady yesterday sitting on a bench, she looked very upset, i stopped to ask if she was ok, she told me she had lost her husband 2 weeks ago and that she now feels lost. Now i don't go around hugging strangers, but she asked for one, after a wee while in a hug

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As the English prof spieled bout Shakespeare one sixteen I pondered if I'd ever again believe I've lived my dalliance, romance in its brilliance, its sudden end left me w/ little resilience so I doubt I'll ever find the #marriage of true minds still sun rises heart beats poet writes #blueskyrelay

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Her tears didn’t fall or run, he observed. They cascaded over beautiful cheekbones and golden freckles. ‘Oh to be a freckle doused in such a rare but pure waterfall,’ he thought as he touched her face. He felt his heart pulled onto the path of nature’s most delicate #slipstream of emotion. #vss365

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Who am I without the titles, the accomplishments, the boxes and identities people insist are me, that very well are not me.I am a collection of habits.I am my moods. I am sometimes frail and feel lost and alone (computer translated that to alien?) #amwriting #amnewhere #pleasesayhi

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I meet my doppelganger in the confectionery aisle. Same specs & lisp & woolly hat, but she's my inner wild. Filling up her pockets with handfuls of pick and mix. I bet we share a bloodline & she's from the scribbly bit. Life is thweet, she tells me, when you get away with it. #vss365 #vssdaily

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All my life I truly Was in your #slipstream up Until the moment you Diverted my path to A lonely mountain cave Now I watch the shadows Dance on a bright stone wall #vss365

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The raider knew exactly what it was doing, cleaving across Magpie’s bow, catching Dylan in the #slipstream of the ship ahead, but that wouldn’t work. Not this time. Dylan had suffered that exact problem before and had spent a lot of money compensating for it, the engines still purring. #vss365

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My fingers in purge mode just a password not a code finally hades has fallen the hole of hell no more comes calling X marked the spot of atrocious abrasion so the index pressed the deactivation I'll open the door and fall into the #slipstream of a blue sky where words have meaning #vss365

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It was a #slipstream manoeuvre Didn’t know you were so clever Blindsided fell into your arms Full of charms For a minute couldn’t swim But angels sang hymns Making everything clearer The more we got nearer I’m breathing fine You & I became each others mine #vss365

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www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/y9zrc... Piece 25 volunteered by: @nancydwrites.bsky.social (Do follow if not already) A long but candid piece. (Written form in below comment) ***Remember! DM your poem or piece of M/F & I’ll read it 💖 #FizzysSundayAudio 🎙️🎤🗣️#spokenword #poetry #microfiction

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Rivers and roads how i love to walk those with the sun beating upon me watching the blooms break the fertile soils and whisper a fragrant poetic cinquain. I just purchased a profusion of summer clothing from overseas and it's bloody 3 degrees brrrr (This last part is true) #BlueSkyRelay

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The #BlueSkyRelay Prompt for Feb 8, 2025 is: ✨🧭✨ #RiversAndRoads ✨🧭✨ Prompts drop at 6am EST/ 11am GMT In any form it stirs poetic within you. So many ways to creatively travel in imagery. Rivers and roads Rivers and roads Oh the stories our journeys unfold!

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Dr Tomba #disarmed himself, placing his revolver on the table before heading down the tunnel, I don't believe in tales of mummified curses he thought to himself. They gasped as the sarcophagus was opened, but there was no body, Tomba's eyeballs popped as he felt a shadow rise behind him Vss365

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#poem #poet #poetry #writingcommunity

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The sorcerer #disarmed Kluhm! Actually took her staff out of its slot and Rory had to make the character vulnerable as he scrambled through the menus to re-equip it. He didn’t know enemies could do that. He took a health potion at the same time and returned to battle. A little aggrieved. #vss365

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I am #disarmed by your pose, Venus de Milo. Petrifyingly so! That I'm left morose. Must be hard on your back to be kept with your limbs bent like that disarmed, dethroned dethorned, defiled rose. Still you rose & grew beyond any such metaphors, mocked & handicapped love prevails. #vss365 #poetry

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To envelop you is to love you to #disarm you is to unfold you she would say then there were no more words just the cradle of the sultry evening rains tapping against the misted pane evaporating as if it understood our odyssey to reach these sensual enervated impulses #vss365

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Ready to walk thru’ this battlefield Of shouldn’t be mustn’t be love But it’s not fair How you have me #disarmed With just your stare Pretty pretty smiling eyes They be the death of me #vss365

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Boughs of strength and regal poise Gloriously draped in lace of green like waterfalls tumbling towards a quiet stream Gentle winds of Angel's breath Sway your wings and captivate a lover's quest Beneath a doting moonlight's glow Smitten by its dreams #SenseWrds #Poetry #Prompt32 🎨 Randy Burns

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Tommy turtle imagined he was a ninja he knew he could spin like a #cyclone in the ocean but it was just whirlpools he was caught up in dreams dashed as he dragged his cumbersome body onto the sand poor Tommy, nothing wrong with dreams #vss365

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#Thoroughfare here Thoroughfare there Too many for my liking Just looking for a dead end Somewhere grassy a bank by a lake Butterflies flying & petals growing No pollution clogging my inner A I R Ways #vss365

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Captain SquareJaw looked out from the bridge of his ship, the USS Warhunger, his binoculars were actually opera glasses, it reminded him of his time spent among his fellow thespians, where he played the part of a dead body in the Dickens play No #Thoroughfare #vss365

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“Dad dad! The #telephone in grandads old study is ringing! Quick, answer it dad!” “Hello???” “Son it’s me, your father…I #imagine this is a shock to you, but… “Dad dad! Are you ok? Who is it?” “Your, your grandfather.” “Huh?! But he’s been dead and buried for near 10 years.” #2wordprompt

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Prompt 32 #Sensewrds She found a spot just far enough from the river’s current. She could still feel the drops from where the water splashed down the rocks. It tickled on her skin. When she stepped on the grass again, she hung up her towel in the tree for the wind to dry it. She felt refreshed.

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