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Author of Someone Else's Story, Sleeping Underwater, Souria, and Silver Bullet. Also a magician (the genuine occultist kind), and trying to navigate a messed up world with as much grace as I have. It's not a ton, sadly.
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submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump is such a fool that he legitimately thinks nobody has caught on to his strategy of making a deal and then breaking it without a moment's thought. His bonafide, patented, can't be beaten total lies have no meaning. Nobody can afford to listen to a word he says.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck this asshole. And fuck the people who take him seriously. FUCK ALL OF THIS.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

I thought we all agreed Lena Dunham died years ago?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I hope Carney lives up to his word and bails on the negotiations set for tomorrow. Trump just called us the 51st state again in the press.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I just spilled an entire can of Coke Zero on my lap, and I like to think this is an omen.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

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submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

What I think is great is that you can be having a massive anxiety spike, and be thoroughly aware that bad chemicals are having their way with you, but it doesn't make a bit of difference as to how panicky you feel about things. Thanks, stupid meat body!

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Reopen Alcatraz! Reintroduce balloon races around the world! Bring back polio! Watch BJ and the Bear on Betamax! Laudanum for all your aches & pains! Follow the Mayan calendar! Outrun an allosaurus! Crawl from the primordial ooze to work!

submitted 21 hours ago • 13 comments

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Americans, other countries are a) not whining to you about your president, b) aware he's just said he needn't uphold the constitution. But don't tell me you're "busy." If you were "busy" there'd be gunfire and guillotines at the White House. You are, as a nation, seated firmly upon your hands.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

None judge Doom.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Beats the hell out of me.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

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submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every year it is the same thing, the leaves come on the trees and I feel claustrophobic and faintly grossed out. I am not a normal human person.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Yep.. Me too. Way better. :)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

🎶Got me a movie, I want you to know Slicin' up eyeballs, I want you to know Girlie so groovy, I want you to know Don't know about you🎶

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

3 days of staying on diet. I know that's not an impressive number, but this is me trying to lose 200 pounds. So.. Yeah.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

This is, hands down, the most terrifying EO ever issued. You need to get on this with revolution NOW. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The USA is so fucked.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

MPs who lose their seat in an election receive 50% of their annual salary in severance pay and I’d love to hear someone in the media ask Pierre if he’s cashing that cheque before he tries to win another seat but now I’m being ridiculous because we all know Pierre will not be taking media questions.

submitted 3 days ago • 30 comments

🎶I will hold this child in my arms I will caress his soft head Listen to him cry, listen to him cry I could kill the child, I could kill the child The beautiful child, the beautiful child The beautiful child🎶

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I hunger.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to see the future, it is a boot stomping on a human face, forever, but the boot keeps changing colours and getting very liquidy, and the face keeps changing from frame to frame and has the wrong number of nostrils.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

So now Texas wants to ban fluoride in TOOTHPASTE? Really??

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The Americans have a long tradition of funding and military support to armies working to overthrow governments they don't care for. I'm less worried about a full invasion than Trump setting up banana republic inside Canada with money and guns and the kind of support they've given countless others

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The Alberta separatists are fascists. They will seize reservation lands, and finish the genocide they started. These people believe that First Nations people were over accommodated and a drain on the country this whole time. You can't reason with them, or expect them to respect treaties.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments