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laladee7.bsky.social
Billionaire. Dreamer. Liar. Poor. Wine drinker. Boxset binger. 💚
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We've raised our kids as good eaters and I'm really proud of all the healthy and nutritious food they eat and enjoy at dinner time. After my wife and I put them to bed, we order takeaway. We eat 4-5 takeaways a week. The kids can never find out.

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

Homemade lasagne, first attempt. Looks amazing. If I'm honest pasta could have been in longer. Still ate it😂😂😂😂 #Scran

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Breathe x 7

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

BBC so obsessed with pandering to Sevvies they can’t get their graphics right

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Its defo soup weather 🥶. Made lentil during the week n it was rotten! Chicken and rice soup to perfection 🤌🏻

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submitted 52 days ago • 26 comments

Hahahhaha😂😂😂😂

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"And please, please, please don't let them sack Clement"

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

The best taste @laladee7.bsky.social 😜

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Fat shattered and greedy 😂😂🐷

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Scotland is 8% of the UK Population. Why on EARTH does any sensible, rational person think, that, with demonstrably, the Lion's Share of UK Resources, an Independent Scotland would struggle? Scotland Invented the Modern World! There are more Sri Lankans than Scots... It doesn't make any sense.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

My heating will be on all day today. Zero fucks given

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Westminster's priorities will never be for people living in Scotland. Unfortunately, some people need to occasionally relearn this lesson.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Defo seen a polar bear out there this morning

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

So true 😢

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I've planned our wedding to fall on the day of the Oasis concert, knowing that some family members, that we don't want at the wedding, have got tickets. So, they'll be invited, but they'll have to decline and they'll be frowned on, as they're missing a wedding for Oasis

submitted 56 days ago • 23 comments

Full house for Xmas including kids partners. After games & karaoke, I nipped upstairs for a dump; a cavalcade of pent up farts heralded shits sounding like a barrel of snails being emptied down a well. I was met downstairs with silence. Karaoke mic was in dressing gown pocket.

submitted 56 days ago • 19 comments

Sucked a really nerdy, ugly guy off for a dare at a party. Ended up feeling bad for him so agreed to go on a proper date with him. Been married 20 years today. Never told him this before, and never will.

submitted 56 days ago • 23 comments

Raised as a Catholic which meant a weekly trip to church to confess my sins. Aged 7, I was walking to church & just could not think of any sins I'd done. Wondered idly what'd happen if I confessed to murder? Got there. Confessed to murder. Much consternation. Bloody brilliant.

submitted 56 days ago • 11 comments

I don't punch any holes in the plastic film before I put my food in the microwave

submitted 56 days ago • 23 comments

We've lived in this house since 2007 and the bread knife has never been washed.

submitted 55 days ago • 23 comments

Stuck a local hunt sab sticker to my father-in-law's car this Christmas, knowing where he'd be spending Boxing Day. Had both wing mirrors knocked off and someone keyed his doors, probably by his own drinking buddies.

submitted 55 days ago • 8 comments

I bought a second hand child seat for my car so that my McFlurries would be safe and secure for the journey home.

submitted 55 days ago • 10 comments

outlander 5x07 and 7x15 parallel;

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

2 office days done n dusted for 1st week back. How did we ever manage 5 days in?? #WFH

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submitted 55 days ago • 3 comments

My family got me a load of shit, thoughtless Christmas presents again this year. Had them listed for sale online before Christmas dinner was over. Made £20 so far.

submitted 57 days ago • 8 comments

Thank god ive a few days off work. Turning day into night 🙄

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submitted 64 days ago • 3 comments

Percy Christmas Pigs

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Tickets have arrived for me and @laladee7.bsky.social Hogmanay 🤩🤣🤣

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Shout out to all the mums & dads just going to bed, knowing they will be up again in less than 4 hours. Merry Christmas 🎅🏻

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments