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lalonip81.bsky.social
The artist formally known as Lalonip. Binned the birdy app and TT is just whining. So hello!
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Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...

submitted 12 hours ago • 443 comments

I'm sure I get the logic of 'VAR is fixing matches for Manchester United' when they're 15th. I mean if they are fixing games they're not very good at it.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying my music taste is better than yours but it certainly has more Air Miles.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Woody Guthrie

submitted 15 hours ago • 100 comments

Write your own words, memelords.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Roses are red These replies are irritating I’ve muted the thread Poetry forms are arbitrary and capricious and I reject them and and all their works.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Did anyone give a shit about the Comedy Store closing? I only know cos I went past it on the bus.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Recorded at soundcheck before the band's performance in Rome, Italy, thirty years ago today. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiUW...

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Whatever snack my kid doesn't finish in her lunchbox, I just leave in there. By Friday, she's got a Golden Corral style buffet.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Shut the fuck up you silly cunt. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Was chatting with @marshallchipped.bsky.social about joint tribute acts (A Foreigner's Journey etc.) a while back, and he suggested that there should be a Cure/Placebo tribute band. They'd have two sets and you wouldn't know which they would play

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In a weird, but not that weird, of a mashup, my brain is going 'I beg your pardon, I'm stuck inside and singing Tiergarten'

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm not saying I'm old but my Mum gave me a bit of money and my first thought was, 'Cool, I can stock up on omeprazole'

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

On this day ten years ago, Felix the poop cat posted the “Whoops My Anarchy Symbol” video.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

If DOGE wants to do something good: 'No, NFL teams with your billionaire owners, pay for your own fucking stadium'

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Y'all also need to stop putting up with shit cos it's convenient. Spotify, Microsoft, Kindle, anything that's product as a service, anyone who wants a headphone jack... Corporatism and fascism go hand in hand. They think you're a pushover because you act like you are.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My feet are fucking freezing.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

There aren't gifs for most of the films I've watched more than six times cos I'm so cool.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Just today - This shit truly writes itself. Manchester labour will not provide open spaces - this party doesn’t serve its people it serves capital bsky.app/profile/etha...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

First three posts in my feed: Ticketmaster suck like a vintage Henry convention.

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Reminds me of someone I know.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Walk walk fashion baby

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

He's about to do The Bomb of Hot Ones. So I guess the rest of his charity stream will involve him shitting through his own shit. www.youtube.com/live/Ad9hr02...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

There can't be more incompetent councils than Chorlton. They've closed the road for resurfacing, fine, but they've also retimed the lights to slam all the diverted traffic into single file. You're not forcing us on the tiny tram John, fuck off.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else an anti-edit button evangelist? When I were a boy you'd delete your tweets and re-type them, praise the lord.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ooh, new iPhone. I look forward to not getting that.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Wow, he sounds like the PCS leadership.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder if JK Rowling is enjoying the ultimate embodiment of her soul rapidly destroying America and the world.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments