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If anyone asks, this is definitely a parody account... | 🇧🇲 Bermuda babe 🇧🇲| 🇵🇸FREE PALESTINE🇵🇸 | 🏳️‍🌈 Anyone can get it 🏳️‍🌈 📍 South London (of course 👑)
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No bigger liar than a washing machine. The way this one minute will last for 25 years of your life and even longer if you’re in a rush

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Libraries are so cute. Please get the Libby and Hoopla app on your phone and the Kanopy app for your TV. It makes the libraries so happy and you can access books, movies, magazines, audiobooks, tv shows, and joy. YOU GET FREE JOY

submitted 115 days ago • 332 comments

Every time I use Twitter and it escapes my tiny lovely curated circle, I am reminded why I do not engage on that app

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

All wine is mulled wine if you think about it long enough.

submitted 133 days ago • 38 comments

I hate cooking for others because preventing food waste comes before flavour every time. You think I’m gonna use the second half of that onion another day? Nope. All of it’s going in. Garlic CLOVES? Never heard of them - whole thing. One bell pepper? They come in a pack of three, babe.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Being lactose intolerant is great like 10% of the time because if you ever feel full, you can just have some delicious cheese and let nature do its job

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

@jamiefewery.bsky.social 😤😤

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

For people in Europe, Sabra changed its name to Garden Gourmet cause of BDS. Boycott, Bbycott, boycott!

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to do something new. It didn’t turn out perfect on the first try. Won’t be trying anything new ever again.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

And if you CAN afford to buy them, still do request them from your library so other people can stumble upon them

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

garlic is the cheese of vegetables

submitted 141 days ago • 5 comments

I’m incredibly excited to reveal the cover of my upcoming debut novel ‘CHAOTIC ENERGY’! I cannot wait for you all to meet Artemis ‘Temz’ Owusu. It’s available for pre-order now and will be released April 2025! geni.us/ChaoticEnergy link here!!

submitted 141 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve reached three weeks of no sweet treats and two weeks of no carbs. Ask me if I’ve smiled this month…

submitted 141 days ago • 2 comments

This era is strange because it is both socially/culturally regressive, yet technologically accelerationist. Backward + forward at the same time. With human erasure being the goal. I think those interested in cultural preservation, archival work— resisting erasure will be *especially* important.

submitted 143 days ago • 127 comments

So like… 👉🏻👈🏻 Do we bother paying bills or is Russia gonna wipe us out…?

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I was definitely born in the right era because I love watching movies on TikTok in 34 parts

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I just thought “I wish I had someone private I could get my thoughts down” … a diary, babe. You are looking for a diary.

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

BBM was the pinnacle of personal data security and in classic BlackBerry style, way ahead of its time Giving out your mobile number is risky business for so many reasons but a PIN? That only worked for messaging on one specific app? Ugh. Perfection.

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment

Why is it mission impossible to buy a see-through re-usable water bottle without motivational messages slapped across it, please?

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

Being forced to go into the office when it’s raining like this is satanic work

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

starter pack for writers who plan to spend their one wild and precious life posting about writing instead of writing

submitted 146 days ago • 227 comments

George Michael and I still well up when I see stories about him to this day

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Not being born into wealth is, like, top three worst things that ever happened to me

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance

submitted 146 days ago • 580 comments

These moderation lists 🙂‍↔️

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Evri doesn’t even have Twitter let alone bluesky and you want people to follow you and then presumably send you their personal details? Okay.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

time to build a whole new sistine chapel of life wasted online

submitted 147 days ago • 1 comment

me welcoming all my new mutuals at the bluesky cookout

submitted 148 days ago • 3 comments

Awake in time to go to the gym which means I now have no excuse

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Hello blue sky it’s still Free Palestine all day, feel free to share resources below 👇

submitted 148 days ago • 24 comments

Wrote a Bluesky guide for my fellow newbies doing an X exodus. If nothing else, click to watch the amazing gif our visuals department made: www.huffpost.com/entry/bluesk...

submitted 148 days ago • 31 comments

We need another Game of Thrones type show to unite everyone

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.

submitted 149 days ago • 276 comments

Feels like we’ve all arrived at a house party trying to find our mates who’ve been about for an hour or two

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

New coat AND new birth control arriving today

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment