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38/m/gay af lambscape architect i'm kim wilde's 1 monthly listener on spotify frogtown, los angeles
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sorry i missed your call i was snorkeling before breakfast

necessito una siesta 🥱

@everand-us.bsky.social hi can you have a staff member check your support tickets please

nobody here knows about the positive effects of the negative ionization of the sea 🙄

im in mexico for work and i got bit by a cat but my haircut looks really good

i got bit by a cat in mexico am i going to die? this is the cat it seems friendly

nothing is grosser than ski people

getting ready for my flight

i can feel a profound shift happening deep within my soul these days. i don't know what's happening, but it's happening.

the national anthem as sung by fergie should be available on spotify

im going to mexico tomorrow morning and i haven't packed but at least i got a haircut

i think the most beautiful phrase in the english language is "a yellow nissan xterra"

i love mayonnaise 😋

have we as a people decided on a team we're rooting for on pop culture jeopardy

i had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee

me being dramatic at work

drag name: marit o'cracy

also caring about the pope... like wtf is that about

people who are proud of vaping are fucking weird

have you ever felt absolutely full of savoir faire and bonhomie??

my dog's favorite toy is a taco bell cup (i'm raising him right)

we all know ABBA is their initials, right? right????

turns out i'm watching apple cider vinegar for ashley zukerman

thinking about considering that maybe i'll go to target later today if the mood strikes...

galette is a beautiful name for a girl

im rebooting erin brockovich

when do you think they'll remake forrest gump