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I love the random gaps in the other halfs pop culture knowledge. Hes been on an r&b kick and knows who Isaac hayes is... He knows south Park... But didn't realize Isaac Hayes was chef

I have never seen a product named for the things it will give you like this before. The tikit...

It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

Also can we talk about how this is the best set symbol of all time.

My most boomer take is that we should bring back playgrounds where kids can play unsupervised where there is a genuine risk of injury. Kids need a "safe" place to learn that the world can hurt and learn how to independently assess risk and reward. We need more metal slides.

HER: did you eat that entire bag of chips? ME: not on purpose HER: what do you mean? ME: it was a snacksident

#moodboard

I love the thrift store.

The weirdest thing about living in a smallish town is introducing your partner to lore about people they only know in passing. Like "who's your favorite lesbian you know in person" "X from the gas station" 'huh?" "Yeah, I used to manage her and her fiance at sonic, she got proposed to yesterday"

Every time I watch waiting I am so glad I got out of food service... And so sad I got out of food service

Most annoying things: when right wingers post funny memes that are apolitical

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

3rd party miniature makers. No one needs another mimic model. Yes they are cool. But they are rarer in game then you seem to think, and there are heaps of options already out there. Same with graveyard bits... so many already. PS: Gelatinous cubes are exactly a cube, colorless and transparent.

The United States Constitution is a living document! It’s broken containment and is rampaging across the countryside!

Wtf is this gps, lol

46 years ago Paul Simonon, Joe Strummer, Topper Headon and Mick Jones of The Clash in a dressing room in Los Angeles. February 1979. Photo by Bob Gruen #punk #punks #punkrock #punklegends #theclash #history #punkrockhistory

this attitude — paperwork is for sissies, real wars are won by Big Strong Men — is traditionally a harbinger of ruinous for defeat for everyone who holds it

Just discovered my phone has bedtime mode, that makes everything black and white to discourage you scrolling socials when you're supposed to be sleeping. I dig

Earth pregnant

Facebook marketplace is the last remaining marketplace of ideas

My bears fan partner is currently on the phone with his chiefs fan bestie talking him through what it's like to lose. It's hilarious, and Sweet

Drake is gonna send the Chiefs a gift basket for getting owned even harder.

sorry for dropping this today when everyone's got beer, bets & brats, but trying to figure out expensive car repairs and need help for tires first cause it's actual rain season now and we've got bad shocks and NO tread left. shares appreciated! #ma 💕💸 ca/vm: hypercubexl pp: paypal.me/darylbartley

The Eagles haven't been this good since Hotel California.

hey real quick to whoever came up with the tubi flesh hat commercial: fuck you

What the fuck is the chiefs in this?

today

TURN THIS TV OFF TURN THIS TV OFF -Kendrick to Chiefs fans

An American flag composed only of Black people kinda sick

At this point I think the chiefs o line got left behind in Kansas. They're so lost they didn't even make it to missouri